Fight Me

An absolute mess

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hmmm

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The Homes of Hidden Animals Series by Jeniak

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7 colorful wallpapers

Post #40

Lunes 08 de julio

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[tlatolli]

reblog if u will never forget park sakura lopez

[crabbypal]

Idk if anyone’s noticed yet, but I think I found the inspiration for one of Spinel’s animations

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[shaelit]

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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These are amazing

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The last one!

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Budget Witchcraft Supplies Masterpost II

Crystals

50g Raw Amethyst Crystals - $1.89

50g Natural Quartz Points - $2.40

50g Natural Lapis Lazuli - $0.99

50g Natural Obsidian - $0.99

1pc Raw Rainbow Moonstone - $1.00

1pc Tumbled Hematite - $1.00

12 Mini Glass Bottles of Assorted Crystals - $10.49

Natural Objects

(Unfortunately I am unable to verify how these objects are obtained by the seller. Though most claim to be ethically sourced I have no way to prove that fact either way)

20pcs Natural Goose Feathers - $0.79

5pcs Natural Ostrich Feathers - $0.96

20pcs Natural Rooster Feathers - $0.99

10pcs Natural Pheasant Feathers - $0.99

10pcs Natural Long Pheasant Feathers - $0.99

10pcs Natural Duck Wing Feathers - $0.99

Ritual/Spell Supplies

Porcelain Pestle and Mortar - $2.46

Leather Bound Leaf Design Journal - $3.65

Leather Bound Nautical Design Journal - $3.89

8pcs Sandalwood Incense Sticks - $0.99

10pcs Incense Cones (Multiple Scents) - $0.99 - $2.49

10pcs Wildberry Incense Sticks (Multiple Scents) - $2.49

Candles

Square Wax Sealing Candle (Multiple Colors) - $0.76

White 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Red 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Blue 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Purple 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Black 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Green 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Orange 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Pink 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Yellow 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

Brown 6in Taper Candle - $0.49

2 Multicolored Drip Taper Candles - $2.99

Round Floating Candles (Multiple Colors) - $0.49 - $3.33

Unscented Taper Candles (Multiple Colors) - $0.33 - $1.49

Glass Votive Candle Holder - $0.79

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This is important

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

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Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

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Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

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I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[fnb1223]

would like some money plz

[spacematriarchy]

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

[gottacatchemsome]

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

[godshideouscreation]

Made a sale on etsy, let’s go again.

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

Reblogging for money for my friends.

[emaku-blog1]

Actually did this and now have a decent job with great coworkers \_(0-O)_/ 

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[botharelightweights]

signs as things said at my (public) school

aries: “you can’t spell success without succ”

taurus: “all this homework but no will to live”

gemini: “my life is like the shrek series: terrible but it just won’t end”

cancer: “this is seriously what jesus died for?”

leo: “you just got…bamboozled”

virgo: “i’m not joining your fucking cult”

libra: “yesterday i almost lost myself to the void”

scorpio: “stop coughing in my air”

sagittarius: “you remind me of myself. i hate you”

capricorn: “wow, taking the stairs two steps at a time! bold”

aquarius: “is that the injected weed getting to me or”

pisces: “don’t fuck with me, i have a sharpie”

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♫ If you change your mind ♫

[nahcoko]

nahcoko: studio ghibli movies +  favorite inspirational quotes

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

The face of a man who has taught his son too well.

[lassoway]

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

[lassoway]

my favorite renaissance painting

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