Too Spicy

[rosetyilers-deactivated20220901]

american but amerishouldn’t

[rachelrn]

Can this be our foreign policy from now on

[allypacino]

I can't believe how no one has mentioned yet how "his wife has filled his house with chintz. to keep it real i fuck him on the floor" was said by ice pick joe 💀 sure it wasn't meant to be literal it was an intimidation tactic but the sheer uneasiness in the scene after he said that??

[en-futubandera]

[itsfreerheelestate]

[digitaldoggirl]

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sandmandaddy69]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[eelizabit]

Jesus would literally watch river monsters I think he would really like it honestly

[psyce]

[shaiza]

Get this bitch off the streets

[tikkety-tok]

Apparently she’s not a fan of breaks 🥺❤️

[butchfagminotaur]

[naamahdarling]

Angery.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[webcomicname]

[warkorkweh]

Anish Kapoor foiled by the pinkest pink again

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

Absolutely nothing funnier than all of these

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[snailharvest-deactivated2021031]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

intention deficit disorder

[oysters-aint-for-me]

when u have no intentions

[oysters-aint-for-me]

zero thought behind ur actions. absolutely no reasoning behind ur behavior whatsoever.