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minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

blue-heron

god i love pride and prejudice. the mortifying ordeal of your family finding out that you actually love that one asshole you made everyone in the family dislike

prokopetz

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

demoncity

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

narcissiste

“Costume Art” exhibit at the MET.

From top left clockwise: Thom Browne, Jean Paul Gaultier, Thom Browne, Olivier Theyskens.

fullmetalfisting

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

elmyraerased

tlirsgender

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

tlirsgender

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

vraska-theunseen

i have some interesting news for you

tlirsgender

Yeah okay then

tlirsgender

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

shredsandpatches

It also inspired the only good New York Post headline ever.

tlirsgender

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

oldmanpusspuss

I wish to god I was joking or exaggerating but this is just factual beatles lore I'm so sorry for reblogging this for the 80th time op but the people need to know

tlirsgender

Question: what the hell

scurator

tlirsgender

Why does it just keep going

fandomsandfeminism

I think sometimes we get too caught up in world of a story to remember what it's really about- of course Orpheus fails because no one can bring the dead back to life. of course Orpheus looks back because that's what grieving is- looking back at someone you can't be with anymore, looking back and losing them again and again.

sanlorenzoherald

good morning

sztupy

thatlittleegyptologist

You’ll need the link!

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

reckon-it

On another note, the gambeson Daeron wears in the finale has the same embroidery as the one Fake Daeron wears!

Though Fake Daeron's embroidery stops at the belt, and the quilting is also different. I enjoy the implications that Ormund maybe had extra fabric left over when he had Real Daeron's clothes made, so he used it for Fake Daeron (who is much shorter than Real Daeron, hence requiring new clothes).

Also symbolic possibilities for Daeron wearing this for the finale...hmm.

wulfhalls

spock always hitting jim with wedding vow levels of devotion as soon as he needs even the smallest pep talk.

greenssupremacy

Gwayne being stuck in the wreckage & unconscious, only to have the first thing that comes out of his mouth the moment he regains consciousness be “Daeron” 😢 i am convinced this man’s entire world revolves around Daeron. Even Daeron’s own parents never loved him the way Gwayne does

divorcedwife

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

miyudeesper

what the hell is Jim doing in the new SNW episode man...

c3rvida3

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

c3rvida3

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

herpsandbirds

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!