Welcome!

Im Spicy Mario Bois. I have a YouTube channel where I upload videos. On my page, I upload art and comics and stuff.

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Pro tip, if you ever wanna make your sister mad at you when your driving, shout "Im johnny knoxville, and this is the honda fit Akira slide", and then jerk your elbows as if youre going to 360 the steering wheel

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JoHN FIsH

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Pissing outside should not be as fun as it is

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My stand, Even Flow, is slowly giving you unbearable period cramps as we speak. The arrow has given me the power to become the most powerful and most progressive mafioso of all time

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Average Malcolm in the Middle episode

Malcolm and Reese get caught sneaking out and get caught in a chain of increasingly elaborate lies explaining themselves

Hal and Lois try to keep Dewey's birthday present hidden

Dewey has trained a carrier pigeon to spy on Hal and Lois to discover what his birthday present is

Francis tries to go bowling and is taken hostage by the IDF

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Hi! ❤️ If you can spare a moment, please visit my blog. Our family is enduring very difficult days in Gaza. Your support, whether through a donation or by sharing our story, helps us keep going. Thank you so much.

Everyone go check out their blog

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One of my favorite things to do is gaslight my friends and family with fake movie trivia, because they actually believe me because i majored in film in community college before i dropped out, and it's really funny to see how far i can get before they finally catch on.

For example, i convinced my sister that Jimmy Stewart was too embarrassed to say Alfred Hitchc*ck's name, and then took to calling him Alfred Hitchmember

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Stickin my dick in tha barbecue sauce

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You PISS DRINKERS stopped reblogging posts on my Prince Charles thirst trap blog, and i wanna know why. I will stick a firecracker up my ass every hour until you all confess. And at midnight... the fuse is lit...

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Big macs are now 18.99 a month. They're on that phone plan shit

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All American Ejects. Like cumming

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In the club listening to sneaky snitch

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They took everything from me... it was gone in an instant... just like that. Angry birds starwars2

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You aren't prepared for the ethical ramifications six seven has brought about

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The phrase "exploring each other's bodies" is really funny to me. Like yea, we're both Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is your ass hole

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All im saying is, all this drama could have been avoided if Goose used the infinitely more fitting What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction