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sad girly girl who wears white dresses and curls her hair and puts on no makeup makeup every morning who gets a butch makeover montage at the end of the movie and everyone goes wow. also they replace his contact lenses with thick stupid nerd glasses. is this anything
sorry i turned your shy, innocent daughter into a rowdy and unashamedly horny man. yeah he's so much happier now. yeahhh sorry it's permanent too. might do it again tomorrow
ohhhh i love when men do a big stretch and their shirts pull up and they squeeze their eyes shut and do a little groaning noise and i can see their happy trails and. and then i explode.
top 5 things to say during sex:
man up
the fuck you're yelling for it's literally just a hunting knife
you're actually getting off on this?
stop fucking crying bitch
dude you're bleeding so much should i call an ambulance
im an ex-catholic hopeless romantic with a knight kink, of course i blur the line between love and worship
Taking a knight fast and hard and watching his big fat cock bounce uselessly.
Doesn’t matter if he’s bigger, a king should be able to top. He moans so pretty anyway.
when I first started fencing I didn’t know what to wear so i’d just come straight from work and train in my dusty carhartts. Not great for range of motion but I think I was onto something with the look at least.
got put in an iron maiden and moaned fuck my fucking serf life :/
being told to kneel during a ceremony and getting so hard i pass out
if you're my faithful knight you have to understand that at some point i will sit you down in my throne, kneel before you, and get you off with my mouth. i'll keep my eyes on you the entire time, all calm and collected as you shake apart.
(though you're the one in the throne above me, and i'm on my knees, you're still serving me, aren't you? even like this you are mine.)
tip for all my fellow knight owners: if you are lacking rope or other traditional means of restraint, you can just position your knight however you want and tell them to stay! after all, what is their strength compared to you, their liege and personal god?
WARNING: do not attempt this on knights that are not fully tamed. they might view this act as you devaluing their physical capabilities and try to "prove you wrong"
Knight who cries after crazy nasty animal sex and needs his hair pet and good things whispered in his ear before he goes right back to pounding you. He'll leave your chambers and pretend he doesn't know what came over him. But he'll keep coming back. Once you let that animal in, he'll keep coming back.
Uhhh Sire? Your loyal knight asks that, instead of silver, he is awarded for his last quest with "cuddles please? 🥺🥺 cuddles? 🥺 cuddles and ur fingers in my hair? 🥺🥺🥺 please? 🥺"? Yes Highness, he was doing the face.
Prince demanding that his Knight rail him hard enough that he doesn't have to think because all of the responsibilities and studies are simply too much today.
Knight that does his job a bit too well and rails his Prince until he passes out. He's certainly not thinking too much now, right?
Care and feeding of your knight includes deferring to his wisdom in matters of your personal safety, complimenting the surety of his blade, and finding one non-sexual command that makes him hard enough to black out every time it's spoken.
Despair is upon me! Bring me your largest saddest horniest knight. I need to press their weary head to my heaving breast