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dyke husband ~ 20s ~ they/it ~ too vers for ur liking

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[tboyfrotter]

maybe I deserve to have a bigger, stronger man pin me down and fuck me until I actually can’t speak anymore? huhh? ever consider that??

[laneboy666]

oh to have my boy on top of me grinding and moaning while I play with his nipples and tell him how cute he looks, like a pup in heat

[feraltboymutt]

If you're a tboy wearing boxers in front of me what am I supposed to do? Not put my fingers in the perfectly boycunt sized hole to slide over your cock and up inside you? That's what it's there for keep up dogbrain

[fishboykissesboys]

i want to hump something i want to hump something i need to hump something im so horny im dripping

[casual-haterism]

sad girly girl who wears white dresses and curls her hair and puts on no makeup makeup every morning who gets a butch makeover montage at the end of the movie and everyone goes wow. also they replace his contact lenses with thick stupid nerd glasses. is this anything

[toxictboy]

sorry i turned your shy, innocent daughter into a rowdy and unashamedly horny man. yeah he's so much happier now. yeahhh sorry it's permanent too. might do it again tomorrow

[moldedover]

ohhhh i love when men do a big stretch and their shirts pull up and they squeeze their eyes shut and do a little groaning noise and i can see their happy trails and. and then i explode.

[consume-what-you-envy]

top 5 things to say during sex:

man up

the fuck you're yelling for it's literally just a hunting knife

you're actually getting off on this?

stop fucking crying bitch

dude you're bleeding so much should i call an ambulance

[the-forcemascinator]

im an ex-catholic hopeless romantic with a knight kink, of course i blur the line between love and worship

[oathandvow]

Taking a knight fast and hard and watching his big fat cock bounce uselessly.

Doesn’t matter if he’s bigger, a king should be able to top. He moans so pretty anyway.

[chainymail]

when I first started fencing I didn’t know what to wear so i’d just come straight from work and train in my dusty carhartts. Not great for range of motion but I think I was onto something with the look at least.

[mossycakes]

got put in an iron maiden and moaned fuck my fucking serf life :/

[laceration-d0ll]

being told to kneel during a ceremony and getting so hard i pass out

[robobrat]

if you're my faithful knight you have to understand that at some point i will sit you down in my throne, kneel before you, and get you off with my mouth. i'll keep my eyes on you the entire time, all calm and collected as you shake apart.

(though you're the one in the throne above me, and i'm on my knees, you're still serving me, aren't you? even like this you are mine.)

[the-forcemascinator]

tip for all my fellow knight owners: if you are lacking rope or other traditional means of restraint, you can just position your knight however you want and tell them to stay! after all, what is their strength compared to you, their liege and personal god?

WARNING: do not attempt this on knights that are not fully tamed. they might view this act as you devaluing their physical capabilities and try to "prove you wrong"

[gay-werewolf-with-a-sword]

Knight who cries after crazy nasty animal sex and needs his hair pet and good things whispered in his ear before he goes right back to pounding you. He'll leave your chambers and pretend he doesn't know what came over him. But he'll keep coming back. Once you let that animal in, he'll keep coming back.