you know what? fuck it. im going to fight every nautical poster on this site. @official-crab-posts is the latest on my list. fight me in the tournament for most nautically awesome posts.
yeah alright ill fight you but can we wait until finals week is over at least
yeah sure. see you on december 21st mister "official" crab posts.
i'll be there.
today’s the day :D
CRAB ARMY! ATTACK!!!
@fishpostings PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU!!!
@fishpostings SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU!!!
@fishpostings POKES YOU POKES YOU POKES YOU!!!!
everyone stop this fighting! violence isn’t the answer!!!
oh yeah? if violence isn’t the answer then why do we have these claws that are just sooo good at pinching?? fellow crabs, this citizen is trying to turn you against your own nature! they are a traitor!!! they may even serve fishpostings, our great enemy! we must attack with greater force than ever before!!!
PINCH PINCH PINCH CLAW CLAW CLAW!!!
my friend the crab warmonger is right, we must attack with greater fervor than before! do not listen to the pacifists! they will tell you to ignore the very gifts you have been given!!! why should you not use those gifts? in fact, you should do all you can to improve your attacks! i have all the weapons and tools you need!!! crabtopia will rise!
CRABTOPIA WILL RISE!!!
@official-crab-posts CRABTOPIA WILL FALL. YOUR CRAB ARMY CAN NOT STAND AGAINST THE INSURMOUNTABLE MIGHT OF THE FISH. you think you are mighty? you think you are powerful? ha. you FLOUNDER under the wrath of the fishposters. we will rise and we will destroy. you will fall, crab poster. you will fall and you will lie in the sand of the beaches like the scum you are. flee, small crustacean, for you can not win.
small?
oh my friend, you are quite mistaken.
some of my countrymen may be small, but you will find that i am quite large. us crabs are strong not because of our claws, but because of our loyalty and numbers. we will destroy you.