[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[diphowell]

who needs context

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[bingeswithmum]

My favourite fanfic au is when they have Mature and Healthy Communication and are able to talk through their problems like adults

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[vampirefabio]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

[ozempicofficial]

[bbyhog]

girls with brown eyes can have anything they want

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[scorpionlafemme]

[dreamsparkle]

Fan art for my favourite fic that I am loving reading at the moment. It is seriously so much fun. Go check it out!

The Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid

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"Well, take a look at me, Potter," Draco drawled, leaning back beside Potter and gesturing over his body. "No, seriously, go ahead. Take a look. Take a nice long look, yeah, as long as you please." He waited until he could see Potter's green eyes traveling over him. "That's a nice Gryffindor red that's put on your cheeks. Well, what do you see when you look at me?"

Potter seemed hardly able to answer. "Um, uh..."

It made Draco impatient, seeing how little Potter seemed to have caught his point. "Am I hurt? What terrible fate has befallen me that requires the Chosen One to come rushing to save me? What can you see that's wrong with me, Potter? Do I look desperately in need of rescue?"

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[brawltogethernow]