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•●THE LIL CRITTER CLUB●•

If you're just a lil critter, join the Lil Critter Club!!

Requirements:

1. Be lil

2. Be critter*

*A small creature. One might scuttle, perhaps even skitter. The ability to become a critter is also allowed. Those who can aidentify critters are allowed (because you've found us! We're right here!)

•●MEMBERS●•

@/spider-offical

@/weevil-offical

@/ant-offical

@/offical-skittering-creature

@/offical-wikipedia

@/orlando-offical

@/evajane-offical

@/uganda-official

@/satans-spiders-offical

@/bugs-offical

@/pink-caterpillar-face-offical

@/cactus-offical

@/collective-of-moths-official

@/evil-ant-offical

@/elephant-shrew-offical

@/worm-offical

@/ferg-offical

@/froggo-offical

@/spiderman-offical

@/robert-the-3dprinter-official

•●APPLICATIONS●•

Just go ahead and ask!!

spotify-offical

Guess who's back

back again

Spotify's back

spider-offical

HI HI SPOTIFY

mischief-offical

it really is a small world.....

@spider-offical

spider-offical

:3

onion-opinions-offical

pleaseee!

I need to know if the officalverse as a collective eats raw onions

I’ve gotten too many people telling me that for them to be outliers, I need to check how many there actually are

Do you eat onions raw?

HELL YEAH!! GIMME AN ONION RIGHT NOW AND I’LL FINISH THAT THING OF IN 10 SECONDS

Uhh not particularly no, I’m open to it but I don’t do it as a hobby

ew, no. Onions should only be eaten when they are part of a dish or cooked

FUCK NO!! ONIONS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND I AIN’T EATING THEM. EVER!

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

please, I need as big a sample size as possible! I need to know if all of officalverse eat their onions raw

cranberry-branflakes

they should invent temporary death where I can just not be alive for a while and then be fine like nothing happened and move on

cranberry-branflakes

wait is this just called sleeping

cranberry-branflakes

IT LITERALLY ONLY HAS 9 NOTES???

gay-news-offical

❗️❗️❗️

OMG GUY I KNOW ITS NOT MUCH BUT THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH

I only stated this account like 2-3 days ago but it rlly hard to get noticed on tumblr

thank you guys soooooo much

(also sends asks bc idk what to post💔)

punky-beaver-offical

get followed, and everybody else follow too

@ririwithrice @the-queen-of-geese @serturasi @king-of-oreo

ririwithrice

i already followed 🦖🦖🦖🦖

de-activated-offical

I'm going to beat you with the power of friendship! And the nuke.

Just the nuke, actually. Friendship has nothing to do with this.

spider-offical

Wha

blorbospinninhouseplant

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

chuckster

slenderman if he was a legless spider: find my 8 legs

ayeforscotland

I absolutely love this. Portia and the gang have built a giant megacity, let them cook, they’ll probably come up with something cool. Spiders will inherit this earth.

Source.

discord-the-app-offical

HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶