this thing have any liquor? @spider-provider - Tumblr Blog

also hi again omg this blog is SEVEN YEARS OLD??????

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So…how do y’all feel about mind control AUs?

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THIS IS FUCKING CANON?!?!?!?

#kinda #i still cant believe this

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Do you ever question what it means to be a provider of spiders? Does the weight of your responsibilities ever get you down? Are you prepared to face the consequences should you fail to provide your spiders?

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“Well, well, look what I caught in my web today. A little fawn, thinking he can sneak into my territory uninvited.”

more of that overlord Angel, as promised, ft Alastor in quite the sticky situation…

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wanted to practice line art on a low-stakes piece before finishing outstanding commissions, so i dug up this ancient wip i’m still kind of in love with. was super lazy with the background tho lol

I'm rereading some of the unanswered asks in my inbox and holy shit yall are DEGENERATES

#affectionate

Me

no

#this blog is getting asks again #i guess we're all excited about the announcement huh

wisyhana

I can't hide it anymore, that one drawing of Bakura and Marik has been reblogged way too much and you people didn't know the context jahfhsshha

So yeah I'm a huge fan of UNHhhh and I can't stop imagining Marik and Bakura as Trixie and Katya, is way too funny to me ahhdhahsa

anapplepie

which book series shaped ur childhood?

rainbow magic

tom gates

dairy of a wimpy kid

dork diaries

dear dumb diaries

Jacqueline wilson books

poison/rotten apple books

amulet

captain underpants

other (put in tags!)

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

reblog for bigger sample size!!

also pjo and warrior cats etc. not included cuz their reading level is higher, im asking ab books u read during elementary n such !!!

#WHERE IS GOOSEBUMPS

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dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

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this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor

#at this point veggietales is kind of secular #KIND OF #i only say that bc so many atheist friends and i still love it even after divorcing ourself from religion #especially silly songs w larry which iirc not a single one are religious

things are happening on twitter. not big. just things.

Spiders are on backorder; check back later.

exactly

we're expecting our shipment of spiders to arrive summer 2023, and we're so sorry for the delay. in the meantime we can provide you with non-hazbin spiders and/or half demon dnd characters, but these items are limited stock as the processing times for each is 1-6 weeks.

#im not joking it took me 6 weeks to finish my dnd characters updated design

So, do you really provide spiders or is it just clickbait?

there was a time, i don't know when

had time to draw spider demons

but this is now, and that was then, i'm busy

this goblin works 40 plus hours

pretends to have some magic powers

3 dnd campaigns have got me in a tizzy

i try to draw the boy you need

i really do

i don't succeed

so is my name clickbait? or can you please just wait