spiderman

[osbcrned-a-blog]

    → HE LAUGHS SLIGHTLY AND GESTURES VAGUELY in a Harry-esque sort of thank you. His smile fades just slightly at the mention of NORMAN, but Harry holds his tongue for an instant, not planning on ruining the mood he had around his BEST FRIEND. Instead he pushes his hands into his pocket, blowing a slow breath between chapped lips- mulling over a reply before finally giving it.

          – “ WELL, GOOD. I WOULD’VE BEEN OFFENDED IF YOU           CALLED ME UGLY. ” – 

    A tense pause; he forces himself to relax, leaning back against the bench & YAWNING.

          – “ I’M GLAD YOU LIKE THE REAL HARRY, TOO. A LOT O’           PEOPLE THINK HE’S UGLY. ” –

[spidercd]

“Don’t know where they would be getting that from.” Peter said back slowly, biting down on his bottom lip and turning his head to look up at Harry again, cheeks rosy.

“That Harry Osborn is probably the most handsome guy I’ve ever met, if I’m being honest.”

Peter turned his head away, obviously flirting now, cheeks practically stained pink. He was never the best at flirting, always stumbling over words and phrases but.. Harry just made it come so naturally.

[thatmouthymerc]

“You absolute bitch,” he gasps in mock horror, hand clutching at his chest. Right in the heart! Of course, none of his offense stops him from leaning into Peter’s touch, turning his head to press a smooch to the shorter man’s palm. 

“Thanks, baby. I like yours better, though, gotta say. They’re super enchanting and stuff. Like, you got some fairy tale magical hoo-hah goin’ on there.”

[spidercd]

Peter beamed at him, the kiss causing electric shocks to run up his spine, biting down on his bottom lip to stop himself from webbing Wade up against a wall-.

“Are we just gonna sit here and pay each other compliments now? Cause I could go all day.” He said, eyes narrowing playfully at Wade as his hand dropped to trace his jaw, “I like how firm you are. Even your bone structure, it’s hot.”

[spidercd]

@thatmouthymerc

“We meet again, Wade Wilson.” Spiderman said, walking the short distance to meet the merc who was currently webbed up against a wall on top a building. He reached Wade, leaning down to give the webs that were covering his mouth a tug, already regretting the decision to let him speak.

“I thought that Mr Stark had forbid you to set your foot back here again.”

[spidercd]

  @osbcrned

  → EYES LIFT TO PETER, GAZE RIPE with interest; what was he getting at ? What in Harry was so INTERESTING to him that he felt the need to examine him from afar, like a PAINTING ? He would be lying if he said it didn’t satisfy his ego at least a LITTLE BIT- but still, Harry couldn’t quite understand Peter’s words. He clears his throat softly, tilting his head; the corner of his mouth twitches in a quiet amusement, pause weighing the room warmly before he opens his mouth to ask for CLARIFICATION.

          – “ WHY ? ‘CAUSE I’M COMPLICATED ? OR ‘CAUSE I’M           HARD TO LOOK AT ? ” –

“You’re easy to look at.” Peter replied flirted softly, eyes soft and lips pulled into a slight smile, still keeping eye contact with Harry.

“I’m referring more to- uh, you have this world built around you from your father but I - well, enjoy finding the real Harry through that.”

Peter would be lying if he didn’t admit it brought him an odd satisfaction, knowing that he was among the small group of people who actually knew Harry past the fame and glory of being Norman Osborns son. He shifted his weight slightly on the bench, rubbing his hands together and turning to look off to the playground they had stopped at.

[spidercd]

hi I'm back from the dead so uhhhh like for a starter!!

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[chasindtrevelyan]

chivalrousxhybrid:

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

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[thatmouthymerc]

“Oh, yeah, that’s your first problem,” he chuckles, rubbing at the back of his head. “Superheroes…uh, you’re the only one of those here. Hate the hero thing. So not me. But topic-dodging and deflection aside, I get it. Normal date it is.”

He exhales, and smiles, slinging an arm around Peter’s shoulders. 

This guy is really doing a number on us, huh? Funny we don’t seem to mind.

“Alright. I’ll stab you in the eye lovingly on accident with a dandelion or something. Promise.”

[spidercd]

Peter pouted at him, filing ‘convince Wade he’s a bit of a hero’ in his brain to talk about later.

“Sounds perfect. Along with that, I’ll accidentally spill juice over you and you’ll have to take your shirt off and rinse it in the nearby lake.” Peter said back, leaning into Wade’s touch, raising a hand to place it against the merc’s cheek, cupping his face. 

“You know, you have really pretty eyes.”

[spidercd]

@osbcrned

→ HARRY’S EYES DRIFT SLEEPILY CLOSED as he rolls himself towards Peter, groaning quietly as he finds a comfortable position. It’d been a damn good day- no distractions, nothing to worry about- Peter had been right, this place was really nice. Harry’s lips curl up slightly into a groggy smile, the sun lulling him towards sleep- he keeps himself awake, but barely.

          – “YEAH, WE SHOULD.” –

    He lets his eyes open at his friend’s touch to his hair; he doesn’t MIND it, though, and as Peter panics as Peter usually does, he tilts his head back to squint up at him questioningly.

          – “WHAT, you think I don’t like having my HAIR BRAIDED? Peter,           that’s such a GENDER STEREOTYPE.” –

Peter blushes brightly, his shoulders and chest going pink along with his face.

“Harry-” He says softly, “that;s not what I-..” he shook his head, leaning back into the long grasses, shuffling around a bit where he was laying. “It wasn’t because I was braiding your hair, I.. it’s because it’s affectionate. And I- don’t know if that’s something you’re comfortable with. Knowing that I like boys.” Peter explained, voice getting softer and softer.

Well done, Peter, you practically just told the boy you love that you’re into him.

[thatmouthymerc]

“Aw, shucks.” He’s listening, though; listening hard enough that his brows furrow, more than a little concerned. It’s a bad idea. He’s very sure of that.

If he starts seeing how everyone else looks at us, he’s gonna start looking at us the same way and - 

“Um - okay. Okay. Just once. That sounds nice, Pete, sounds really nice. What brought this on?”

[spidercd]

Peter keeps eye contact with him throughout it, trying to keep his face calm. Open to suggestions.

He doesn’t want to make Wade uncomfortable by going out in public, but half of Peter knows it needs to happen. It needs to happen so Wade realises that he’s not just going to run away. That he’s here for good.

“I just want to feel like we’re not two superhero’s for once that rescue people and capture robbers. I want us to be Peter Parker and Wade Wilson, on a date in a park drinking juice and you putting flowers behind my ears- or something.”

[thatmouthymerc]

He can’t help but laugh, a startled chuckle slipping from him at the way Peter’s stomach rumbles. “Yeah? I really doubt you could out-eat me, babe, but we can totally find out.”

Peeling himself away, he stands, scooping Peter up into his arms and grinning down at him, cheerful as all hell. “Uh - do we have to check you out of the makeshift hero hospital, here? Or do I get to make headlines for a kidnapping?”

[spidercd]

Peter laughs back, wrapping his arms around Wade’s shoulders as he’s scooped up, “You under-estimate how much  can fit inside of me. FOOD can fit inside me.” He quickly corrected, leaning his head against Wade’s shoulder. His broad shoulder which Peter’s desire unhelpfully reminded him, was thick with muscle and strength.

Peter let out a long breath, shaking his head a bit. “I’m sure Friday will let everyone know.” He said, with a shaky voice. “You still might make headlines though.”

[capt-jinx]

my Spiderman cosplay from avcon!

[spidercd]

whoa im finally back hey guys ! i was at a convention over the weekend so i had zero time to do anything here!! 

[spidercd]

“I want you to teach me how to fight. Specifically- uh, hand to hand combat.” Peter said, looking up at Steve hopefully, “It’s all and well having, uh, web shooters, but I, um. Last time I tried to stop a bank robbery the web ran out, and the guy pummeled me into the ground.” He winced a bit, still remembering the pain from it.

“No-one else really does with hand to hand combat. And Natasha scares me.” Peter admitted.

[spidercd]

What is your muse’s tragic flaw?

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INDECISION

You think and think and think. You torture yourself with every option, and then you usually get forced into decisions because you waited too long and your choices have faded away. Remember that you are more likely to regret what you haven't done than what you've done. Next time you are given a choice, make it and move on. Regrets are inevitable.

[thatmouthymerc]

“I mean, if you really want to, I can’t say no to that face.” Ruffling Peter’s hair in retaliation, Wade eyes him, thoughtful. “I don’t want you doing any shit you can’t afford, though, baby boy. Got that? I’m so not worth it.”

[spidercd]

“You’re worth everything.” Peter said back, “but okay, I won’t spend anything on one condition.” He said, holding up a finger.

“The condition is that you go suitless. You can wear a cap and a hoodie, whatever you want. And I promise that we can go on a date in some park and have a picnic or something.”

[spidercd]

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