Does whatever a spider pig does.

Can he swing from a web? No he can't, hes a pig. Look out he's spider pig. 🐖

[olga-lavina]

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[champagnexowishes]

[heylsgowt]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[zagrebinaa]

[theonion]

[champagnexowishes]

[miss-rum-hee]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[yahushuasworld]

[inkpressedpetals]

[mournfulroses]

Rati Saxena, from a poem titled "Mountain Nights," featured in Not a muse : the inner lives of women : a world poetry anthology

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

be good to people for no reason

[queerpyracy]

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

What I find funny about this is that Xena having many skills and being awesome at all of them is 100% accurate and yet her character is deeply flawed. She's a former murderer trying to make amends, but still has a thirst for violence and bloodshed she struggles to resist. This is why you don't confuse skills with characterization, what someone can do isn't always who they are, or make assumptions on a work you haven't actually seen or fully understand the context. A character being really good at doing things doesn't mean they are a perfect character. Character also don't have to be "defective" to be interesting. That's just the nauseating edgelord nonsense people who think they understood Watchmen but didn't keep try to push because they think all heroes need to have a dark side to be interesting. Listening to that lot is how we ended up with the evil Superman era, which were only just now starting to claw our way out of.