[tikkety-tok]

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[sugasnote]

if you're having a bad day or feeling down, listen to harry saying 'everything's gonna be fine' with ocean sounds in the background. everything will be fine.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[putalittleloveonme]

Niall Horan - Heartbreak Weather

[shitpostinguniverse]

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[shaponess]

Maximum Pacific Ocean depth = 11 km

Moon Diameter = 3400 km

So yeah, no dip

[jennyloggins]

[toastbutteregg]

[samwilsondaily]

Thank you. I’ll do my best.

[dreamerandcrazy]

natasha romanoff + favorite outfits

+bonus:

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[marvelladiesdaily]

I try to kill you, serveral times. But eventually, we become friends. We become sisters.

[mrgotrobbie]

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

Steve Rogers in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[678i0u]

[ahskatano]

I’m still trying to be better.

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]