The Quote Book.

a documentation of absolute bullshit from the creators of the Spider Squad Treehouse, the Sushi Squad, and the Wilderpeople.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Ophie: We STAN some good self love in this house... not that I have any.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Spencer: C is for cookie and cookie is for me. NOW WHERE THE FUCK MY TWINKIES AT.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Seb: I'm not crying, I'm just high.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Dakota: *holding up weed* Oh shit bois, another Meganug™.

Harrison: Oh, nice.

Taylor: *guessing* 3.5 grams.

Dakota: *Weighs it* 8.9

Taylor: EIGHT?!!

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Jill: *literally drinking a soy sauce packet* This is the worst freezie I've had in my life.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Ashley: I'm this 👌 close to being white Moana.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Dakota: Konrad, where are you guys going?

Konrad: I dunno.

Dakota: Daniella, where are you going?

Daniella: I don't know.

Dakota: Success, where are you going?

Success: We're going hunting!

Dakota: For what?

Success: FOR PUSSY MY FRIENDS!!!

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Jill: Because we live in Sechelt, technically there are no laws.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Paige: Disney owns my ass.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Seb: Chibakalr shiverbs.

Sam: Chivalrous shivers?

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Jill: If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? They don't even have to be my friends.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Heather: Hey, you smoke pot, can you roll this?

[Hands Sam a piece of cardboard]

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Sam: Maybe they were making Spiritual Spaghetti ™ .

Heather: Maybe the spaghetti was just the friends we made along the way.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Harley: Jacob, what are Fridays for?

Jacob: *burps multiple times* ...the boys?

*LATER*

Harley: Jacob, what are Saturdays for?

Jacob: JUICE.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

*Aiden and Baeden launch up*

WAAAAH

Baeden: Sorry that was a little intense, we'll bring it down a notch.

Aiden: *whispers* weeeh.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Aiden: It's warm.

Baeden: I wanna drink the warm.

Rowan: You can drink my pee.

[spidersquadtreehouse]

Baeden: It sounds like tickle me Elmo.

Rowan: Yeah but really old.

Baeden: It's tickle me Elmo after he's been on the streets for a few years.