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@spidersquasher
((March 27th 2019
howdy
I uhhhh, don't rp anymore, and this is on its on seperate email so I haven't actually been on this since. 2016???
I don't think I'm ever gonna pick it back up again, but if anyone is interested in seeing my art I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm over at @copperopper365
Sometimes I draw tssm stuff but it's mostly my spiderman AU stuff with Fancy Dan.
Seeing a resurgence in the fandom is peachy tho. Cheers, thanks for the interest.))
Send me "Thoughts on" + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.
SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING
“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
“I’m scared, hold me!”
“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
“Tickle war has been declared!”
“Bunny pyjamas, really?”
“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
“Come on, just one bite.”
“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
“You’re so huggable.”
“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
“Have you fallen asleep on me?”
“Am I dead?”
“Another one?”
“And what if I don’t?”
“Are you afraid of God?”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you lost?”
“Are you really that shallow?”
“Are you sure it’s okay?”
“Are you sure there were no…
“How do you really feel about me?”
“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
“Would you care if I was gone?”
“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
“Just for today. Please.”
“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
“I… have loved you this whole time.”
“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
“The past is in the past.”
“I’m where I’m meant to be.”
“I know you!”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
“Just look at the world around you!”
“Someday my prince will come.”
“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
“But you’ll never know me.”
“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”
VERY CHEAP COMMISSIONS!!!
if you have any questions feel free to message me on tumblr (or email me, because sometimes tumblr eats messages)
The cowboy was in a hurry and otherwise occupied as he came barreling down the street. He knocked over the red-head as he passed her. Backtracking; he came back and helped her up."Shit, I'm sorry darlin' " he said while grabbing her wrist and helping her back up on her feet. He paused to stare at her piercing green eyes. He thought she was very beautiful.
And who said people in New York were rude? Accepting his hand, the redhead offered a bright smile towards the other, nodding somewhat.
“It is alright. I am unharmed. Please, I should hope the same for you?” Her hand fell back to her side, and she nodded towards him again. Hardy as she was, it wasn’t too difficult to knock her down… Still, the collision had to have hurt, at least a little. Despite his staring, she waited for an answer. It certainly hadn’t been the first time she’d been stared at, after all.
He had stood there for a little too long staring
“Uh,” he paused to collect his thoughts, “yea, I’m fine; thanks.”
“Listen, I don’t mean to be rude to such a pretty lady, but whats with yer eyes?”
“Like, they’re green,” he blurted out in a very flustered manner, “they’re really green.”
“Oh…” Her smile shifted into something more amused, “Yes, my eyes are green. I was born appearing this way. Nearly everyone on my planet looks like this.” Starfire motioned to herself, attempting to bring more attention to her skin. She was awfully orange compared to other people, after all.
“I am Starfire. What is it you are called?”
Montana seemed to be so lost in her eyes that he didn’t even notice her skin. He tried snapping himself out of it.
He brushed off the planet comment. There are plenty of strange people in New York who say things like that.
“Starfire?” he said in an amused fashion. He thought of how he knew a girl in high-school whose name was Star. Real dirty hippies for parents.
“I’m Montana,” the cowboy said, extending his hand to her, “pleasure to meet ya”
The cowboy was in a hurry and otherwise occupied as he came barreling down the street. He knocked over the red-head as he passed her. Backtracking; he came back and helped her up."Shit, I'm sorry darlin' " he said while grabbing her wrist and helping her back up on her feet. He paused to stare at her piercing green eyes. He thought she was very beautiful.
And who said people in New York were rude? Accepting his hand, the redhead offered a bright smile towards the other, nodding somewhat.
“It is alright. I am unharmed. Please, I should hope the same for you?” Her hand fell back to her side, and she nodded towards him again. Hardy as she was, it wasn’t too difficult to knock her down… Still, the collision had to have hurt, at least a little. Despite his staring, she waited for an answer. It certainly hadn’t been the first time she’d been stared at, after all.
He had stood there for a little too long staring
"Uh," he paused to collect his thoughts, "yea, I'm fine; thanks."
"Listen, I don't mean to be rude to such a pretty lady, but whats with yer eyes?"
"Like, they're green," he blurted out in a very flustered manner, "they're really green."
{Poly Enforcers, obvs}
(( yASS THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ))
always wins when they play Trivia Crack
(( Surprisingly Ox, and Dan and Montana can’t stand it ))
laughs when their partner trips on something
(( LOL. No one laughs when Ox falls unless they wanna get hurt. Fancy Dan sometimes does anyways cause it’s “totally worth it” ))
would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke
(( faNCY DAN, AND THEN HE’D RUN AWAY AS FAST AS HE COULD ))
spoils the ending of books/movies
(( Ox when he’s angry ))
always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW
(( fancy dan would be the king of instagram ))
eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it
(( OX ))
obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week
(( Montana does cause it makes Dan laugh ))
makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc
(( OH LOL, OX WOULD. AND HE’D SIT AROUND WAITING, STARING AT THEM UNTIL THEY CHECK THEIR PHONES ))
has to beat their partner in every game
(( MONTANA, 110% AND HE’S SUCH A SORE LOSER ))
keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff
(( Fancy Dan’s mind runs way too fast so he’s always overthinking things, especially at night when things get quiet ))
eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway
(( MONTANA CAUSE HE THINKS HE’S CUTE BUT THEY HATE HIM WHEN HE DOES IT ))
Send Me a Ship and I’ll Tell You Who: (Obnoxious Edition)
-always wins when they play Trivia Crack
-laughs when their partner trips on something
-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke
-spoils the ending of books/movies
-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW
-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it
-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week
-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc
-has to beat their partner in every game
-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff
-eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway
Bug, meet the new Enforcers.
requested by aimeethepumpkin
"Montana, how long exactly have you and your Enforcers been in operation? I don't believe I ever discovered that for myself."
“Well I’ve been workin’ with the Big Man fer years. It used to be just Ox an’ I when we started, and Dan joined us later when Hammerhead found him. Dan’s the youngest out of all of us.”
The cowboy paused and squinted, trying to recall a memory.
“It musta been about 7 or 8 years since Dan joined us.”
“’nd if I recall, things weren’t so smooth when he first joined Ox ‘nd I.”
ALL IN THE NAME OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...
Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything
Spider-Verse #1 (2015)
(( 7, 13, 14, 38 ))
7: Have tattoos?
“Helluva lotta scars, but no tattoos.” he nodded thinking to himself, “maybe one day, iunno.”
13: Biggest turn ons
”Uh, teasing and rough stuff,” he coughed and cleared his throat, “y’know, stuff like that.”
14: Biggest turn offs
His redness died down from the previous question. “Public stuff,” he cringed.
“Tease me all you want in public as long as you’re hiding it. It’s embarrassing otherwise.”
38: My childhood career choice
“I didn’t really think a whole lot ‘bout jobs when I was little. Kinda lucky things jus’ fell inta place with this job...”
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts
((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))
“Is that blood?!”
“You didn’t have to kill them!”
“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”
“I could always just kill them…”
“Why are your knuckles bruised?”
“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“
“You busted my lip!”
“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”
“They deserved it.”
“Dont you dare hit me!“
“I liked killing them.”
“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“
“Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”
“Kill them! Go on!“
“Who gave you that black eye?!”
“They died happy at least."
"Do you want me to hit you?!"
"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again."
"I’ll kill you, I swear!"
"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”
“I’ll kill every last one of them."
"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”
“I’ll fight beside you."
"Are you burning a body?”
“I was protecting you!”
“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”
“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”
“It was an accident!”
“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”
“Burn the body and lets go.”
“I’m glad they’re dead!”
“They’re not going to make it.”
“Don’t you dare die on me!”
“I had to do it.”
“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”
“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”
“I am sick of cleaning up your mess!”
(( is anyone at all interested in some casual rp or like, if i reblog prompts will someone ask me stuff??
this blog has been so dead since lent ))
Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.
