Spideypool is my will to live

Hello people of tumblr, in this shitty blog I write headcanons of this two dorks that tbh I love more than myself so yeah, I hope you enjoy~ Thanks to everyone that thinks my blog is worth a follow and my post a reblog or a like, it means so much to me~

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This doesn't fit the theme of my blog but I couldn't care less because today the legend Stan Lee has passed away.

This is truly a loss for all the Marvel's fans in the world. You and your amazing works will never be forgotten.

Thank you, Stan Lee, for giving us beautiful stories, emotions, characters to look up to and for making us believe that superheroes really exist. And I have to say, you are the greatest one of all.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the best childhood I could ever ask for and I know a lot of people feel the same way as me.

We'll miss you deeply.

Rest in peace, hero.

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Wade: I don't get why people call me a drama queen

2 seconds later

Peter: Ehy Wade I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Wade: Oh so you think I'm fat

Peter:

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Peter: the stars are beautiful tonight

Wade: you know what else is beautiful?

Peter, blushing: w-what?

Wade: you...

Peter, smiling like an idiot: aw Wade that's the cutest thin-

Wade, interrupting him: ... when you suck my dick ;)

Peter:

Peter: why are you like this

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Idk if this was done yet pt.2

Peter: I'm geiz

Peter: geyus

Peter: gaies

Tony: it's ok kid take your time

Peter, pointing at Wade: boys

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Wade: I would be perfect if I wasn't a narcissist ;)

Peter: Wade, love, you literally have been looking in the mirror and screaming "I'm so freaking ugly!! How could someone hook up with me?!" for the past 30 minutes

Wade:

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Basically, me after having seen iw:

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First kiss headcanon

I don't really like movie kiss scenes bc they're too unrealistic for me, so I like to think that the first kiss between this dorks was the definition of "awkward" itself (like mine,,,,,)

So yeah they were flirting for quite a while and OBVIOUSLY liked each other and Peter started to feel the typical emotion called "Oh shit someone that I like likes me in that way too." and all the anxiety and pressure and insecurity hit him as well. So he started searching how to fucking kiss someone on Google because he had no idea how to do it and he watched all the tutorials and,,,, he didn't understand a fucking thing. How pathetic.

He waited and waited and waited and... the right moment didn't come.

But one day it just... happened. They were playing videogames in his apartment, they were laughing about something stupid and Wade looked at his babyboy and just thought he was so beautiful and the inevitable happened. He kissed Peter. The contact was too rush and unexpected and Peter wasn't ready so well he panicked and pushed Wade away. And Wade,,, was just,,, so shocked because he seriously thought that Peter liked him back but oh guess he was wrong. How could someone like him with that messed up face and even more messed up mind?

Peter felt incredibly bad when he saw the sadness and regret in Wade's eyes and he couldn't stay still. He placed his hands on Wade's cheeks and pulled him closer again, giving him a quick and small kiss on the lips, but with all the love he was feeling in that moment. When he looked back in the eyes of the other man, all he could see was happiness.

"U-uh you see... I have zero experience in relationships and stuff like that so y-yeah can we take this easy? Please?"

"Of course babyboy! We have a looooot of time to practice anyway."

And well, they did ;)

Hope you like it kiddos!! Sorry for my bad English but,,, I'm still learning. See y'all in the next headcanon and don't forget to love this amazing boys in the meanwhile~

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sketching some sweet domestic spideypool

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Peter and Wade on a mission, waiting on the roof of a building

Peter: Ok so the gang that is messing around this days is right under us

Peter: We need to take this opportunity and be like ninjas- well red ninjas- well ninjas shouldn’t wear red but still

Peter: Wade let’s make a pla- where the fuck did this dickhead go

Wade, yelling in the middle of the street: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS I’M HERE TO BEAT THE CHIMICHANGAS OUT OF YOU

Peter: Why do I even like him

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Jarvis talking to Deadpool

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THIS IS PURE GOLD

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based on this post

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Wade: I have something to tell you

Wade: Something that you deserve to know and I never had the courage to say… until now

Wade: I… I love you

Peter:

Peter: Wade we have been married for two years

Wade: Holy shit that was a better confession than mine

Wade: You always have to ruin my moments of glory fuck you Peter Parker-Wilson

Peter:

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I don't know if this was done yet but

Peter, wearing total-black clothes and opening the door with a kick: I heard you like bad boys

Wade: Uuuuhm, well, not really

Peter, putting on his Hello Kitty pants: Oh thank God

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Headcanon #1

Headcanon where Peter and Wade live together and Wade often comes back home late at night for his job ofc and Peter a l w a y s waits for him till he falls asleep on the couch and when Wade returns he a l w a y s carries his baby boy to bed with all the softness in this fucking world and then he lays down by his side and hugs him tight and wisphers in his ear "I'm sorry I don't deserve you".

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I'm so emo y'all have no idea