don't smudge up the glass

Welcome to Aperture! Testing is the future, and the future starts with you! If you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.

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new holiday just dropped that i just made up

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final wheatley wednesday of 2023 !! 💙🧡

[portalcaps]

[forestfolke]

I’m Mr. Johnson’s right hand arm. Man. 

[vaelerius]

favourite character meme → [5/?] GLaDOS

‘well done. here come the test results: you are a horrible person. i’m serious, that’s what it says: a horrible person. we weren’t even testing for that.’

[futuristicghost]

chapter 6, the fall

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

when you played portal 2 for the first time and you heard wheatley go “actually…. why do we have to leave right now?”

[alexofalex]

when you played portal 2 for the seventh time and you heard wheatley go “actually…. why do we have to leave right now?”

[cerigg]

Why Are Robots Being Mean To Me??: The Game

[blobbei-art]

I saw a deer today.

[bondibee]

meltdown 

[oneact-play]

so my friends r making me play portal

[ogokokoball]

Watercolor brush

[welcome-to-aperture]

new holiday just dropped that i just made up

[welcome-to-aperture]

new holiday just dropped that i just made up

[fancygermancar]

[fancygermancar]

gonna make a wheatley plush one day with one of those horrific thousand mile stare beanie boo plastic eyes. his optic will sparkle like no other

[cherrybeez]

[fanonical]

what is your job in aperture science

scientist who gave up on actual science years ago

the guy who tops up the gel dispensers

glados wrangler (life expectancy ten minutes)

robot feeder

cleanup squad

making cave johnson coffee

testing cave johnson's coffee to make sure there's no Science in it

human resources

mantis man

token guy living in the walls

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023