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17 / bisexual hell / movie theatre worker

[clarkegriffins]

Newt. Could I have saved him? [insp.]

[dylmasnews]

Dylmas : “we don’t get the Dylmas ship”.

Also Dylmas:

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My struggles all the time !

[thebootydiaries]

adamsjensen:

when ur followers are still following u even after u shitpost so much

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

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[keybladesoras]

I love one chaotic group!

BONUS

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[lytefoot]

Hey, I’ve got a fic I really want to read, and I wonder if anyone can rec something like this.

It’s the present day, or close. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are staring down the barrel of 40. Their kids are all away at Hogwarts, they’re comfortable in their careers–Harry’s Head Auror or his deputy, mostly a desk job, Hermione’s some sort of researcher or lawyer or politician, definitely a desk job, Ron’s working with George or writing smutty romance novels or something nobody takes seriously. And then something Really Bad starts happening–not Voldemort, something new–and the Golden Trio are like, “Oh heck no,” and set out to just bloody deal with it. So, like, the golden trio go on an adventure and they’re torn between, like, “Wow, it’s great to be back at this!” and “Oh no not again!” and being completely unimpressed by the new dark lord or whatever–“Please, that s*** was scary when I was 11, but you’re gonna have to try harder now.” And just, like, all the young pups staring at these people they thought couldn’t possibly be all they’re cracked up to be being that plus 20 years of life experience.

I kinda don’t care who anyone’s banging, except if anyone’s banging Draco it always ends up being all about Draco and I don’t want that. I want The Golden Trio Burst Out of Mothballs and Have An Adventure. Other people can come–it’d be great if Ginny, Neville, and Luna got to join them–but like, adventures. Punching Cthulhu in the face or something. Still being the Trio 20 years later.

Anyone read anything like that?

[eros-lyssamay]

I want an au where Dudley also became a wizard, where Dudley started showing signs of magic as a kid too. Petunia and Vernon would probably still blame everything on Harry. Until Dudley got the letter. They’d freak out and do their best to stop him because “no son of mine is a freak!” He probably wouldn’t go to diagon alley with Harry because he would just agree with his parents at first, he shouldn’t be a freak. But then he’d see all the stuff that Harry came home with and be immensely jealous because HE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT TOO! “I want a wand mummy! It’s not fair that Harry has one!” So they’d give in because it’s Dudley and let him go to diagon alley. Vernon wouldn’t dream of touching the place, petunia was torn between sending him with someone and taking him herself. She decides to take him because she does not trust Hagrid with her precious Diddykins at all. Still Petunia and Vernon almost don’t let Dudley go to Hogwarts, but he throws a tantrum because there’s no way Harry is going and he’s not.

At Hogwarts Dudley gets bullied by purebloods because he’s a muggleborn, fat, and not all that good at magic at first. Harry teases him a little at first but when he notices how bad Dudley is feeling and how cruelly he’s being treated, Harry bends. He lends a hand to the cousin that’s bullied him for years. They become friends and Dudley gets better at magic, especially after Harry introduces him to Hermione. Dudley writes to his parents about everything; how he’s doing in class, how Harry has helped him, the friends he’s made, how they were wrong about Harry being a freak. Petunia and Vernon hate it of course, but what can they do? This is their son.

When Harry and Dudley come home for the summer, Petunia and Vernon start with their normal treatment towards Harry and Dudley loses it. He goes off on them because without Harry he doesn’t know if he’d have passed any of his classes, he might not have any other friends. He tells them that they can’t treat Harry like a freak anymore because that would mean that’s he, their son, is a freak too. They don’t think that do they? He also thinks it a good idea to rub in their faces that Harry is richer than they’ll ever be and also famous (Harry doesn’t think he needed to mention that honestly). Petunia and Vernon are forced to treat Dudley and Harry as equals and eventually they realize how disgusting the way they’d been treating Harry was. What if someone had treated their precious boy like that? It’s never perfect, they never love him as they should, but Harry finally has a home to feel safe in, a place he feels comfortable coming back to.

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Minho: Ok Thomas what are your plans for today?

Thomas: Not dying.

Minho: Little bit unrealistic but we’ll work on it

[filmictv]

Yes. What’s his name?

   Even.

[harrypottersource]

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It’s not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone (2001)

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[rons-amortentia]

If you ever feel like an idiot just remember it's 2019 and still there are people who think Draco 'the mudblood should die' malfoy belongs with Hermione Jean Granger.

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eggs

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this is my best post

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

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