Mary

Guess who?

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[twitblr]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[fuks]

[cuntographer-blog]

[teenscoolest]

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[vergak]

[unclefather]

[insomniac-arrest]

Elon Musk is singularly the only person that brings out my inner 90s movie bully

I’m like, he named his child WHAT? Grrr, I want to shake him down for lunch money and give him a wedgie

[adonischildsupportcase]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[grrrlillabiscuits-deactivated20]

he was a skater cat she said “see you later cat” meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[madattheworld92]

Why is this so funny

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[depsidase]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[nericurls]

Lemme just add this in here real quick