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Weeeeeell, Battleeeerrr, Will you make the one block jump for the chicken, or the one block vertical jump for the beef...?

H-huh...? But that's... Going for the beef is too risky, but if I take the chicken I won't gain enough hunger to ever be able to rank up past a parkour noob....! Aaaah, It's useless, it's all useless...! Why does she even want to see me parkour anyway? Think, spin the chessboard around! This must be the key to this whole game, somehow...!

Hoh..! Battler, you still haven't figured it out? The "single element"...?

Eh? "Single element"...?

Yes, the single element that makes up the entirety of our world. It is said that in ancient times, the Greeks tried explaining the world with the four elements of wind, fire, water, and earth. But they were never able to describe the one sole truth that exists, the "single element"... However, a single man appeared by guidance of a star, and explained the single element to the world... Know what it iiiiis?

It's "Parkour"!!

*cackle* *cackle* *cackle* Aaaahaahahahahaa, Kiyahahahahahaaa!!

Wh- what are you talking about? How can "parkour" be the single element? Aah, I don't understand, I don't understand at all!

*cackle* EVERYTHING is made of parkour, Battler! We jump for food, we jump for housing, we jump for knowledge! without parkour, the "truth" cannot be seen!