hello. a genuine question, not trolling. have you seen the kinder joy stranger things toys? this one in particular:
i have seen a picture and thought "haha, t-dick fleshlight", but now that my friend got one and i can see the real thing, it's no joke to me anymore. it is just the right size, and the white pattern is textured, reminds me of texture on grinding toys.
ofc it's not intended for being used as a sex toy, it's hard plastic instead of medical grade silicone, but i intend to fuck it 🗿 (i wish it'd be possible to send this anonymously without removing the pic, lmao)
the question is, as a sex toy reviewer, what do you think of this toy? it's clearly flawed due to not being designed as such, but let's ignore this obvious flaw for a moment. i wonder if there are real actual toys that have several features of this one: compact, (seemingly) designed for transmasc anatomy and allowing penetration with t-dick, and looking like some nice freaky creature (i haven't watched a single stranger things episode and have no idea who's that fella, but they look kinda nice). i remember your reviews on grinding toys that allow penetration and just frotting without being penetrated, and reviews on fantasy creature themed toys, but this is like an entire tiny fella (as opposed to just their genitals) that nevertheless takes up less space than most sex toys.
i hope this is an appropriate on-topic question and not oversharing or harassment, i am unsure what the etiquette of discussing sex toys with strangers is. i hope the ask is entertaining for you, and am looking forward to your answer
Well firstly this is funny, secondly, please don't hurt yourself on that thang. Also I'm not sure what you're asking me, I suppose the toy is neat but like you said it's not designed to be a sex toy so my expertise sort of stops there.
I've personally never seen a sex toy designed for t-dicks that's a compact little creature like this, but I imagine it would be pretty interesting.
I think ones similar I can think of are the 'compact' grinders from lycantasy such as the Xeno Interface or the serpent interface that allows for penetration as well as some textured grinding.
There are also definitely fantasy toys out there that are modelled after actual full creatures rather than just their genitals, these are mostly to appeal to the macro/micro crowd, so they're mostly for penetration.
Off the top of my head, grinders that are more focused on body/face rather than plain texture or genital designs are the Oni Grinder or the Succubus Grinder from Uncover Creations, and the Harpy Bust from Wandering Bard.
Also if you're wanting toys that have a little hole in it while being compact, then suction/air pulse toys are all the rage right now and a lot of them are small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. The ones I can think of right off the bat is the ROMP Kiss, but also Satisfyer have a lot that are designed to look like little guys too, like this ghost one or this little seal one.
I hope my answer helps in some way, like I said I wouldn't recommend using anything on your body that isn't medical grade silicone!
