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pukicho

how many apples is five apples

Five apples!!!

spimpy

Proud

Lesbian

#lesbians

Whoah holy shit guys it’s STILL pride month!!! The make this shit longer every year 🤤

Is pride month

I have this problem where I feel deeply depressed without the sun out but am also deeply sensitive to bright light so I know how vampires feel probably

Haha ok guys ok I’m not hearing many of you #gnomegnames very much so if you could haha maybe like I don’t know say them to me that would be pretty cool ok. Remember, credit card number being your #gnomegname is a ok

Sometimes, your #gnomegname is just the three numbers in the back of your credit card and that’s ok. We need to normalize this. Comment your #gnomegname down below to supporrt the gnomes

#gnomegname

What would your #Gnomegname be? I’m thinking Creditcard Macfuckshit for me but comment down below what your #Gnomegname would be fellow gnome beingers.

#Gnomegname

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

batneko

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???