Kalkk

[He/Him] too many fandoms + brainrot + no consistent posts

[kalkkstuff]

how do you feel about gabriel edega being in the lineup for tumblr sexyman 2026

I think they're wrong and it should've been mark booker

[purpleapplebird]

HEY I'll have you know that Edega also counts as a DILF with like 3 asterisks. He's like uh the lower end of middle aged and that definitely appeals to some people!!! Ignore the fact that he has no fatherly aura otherwise...

Joking aside, I'm the main reason Edega is even in this competition. I ended up making Edega's sexypedia page roughly 2 to 3 weeks after I finished the game. When I saw that people needed to suggest characters to be in the sexyman competition I jumped at the opportunity and started advertising the form to others. Campaigning works I guess, he ended up making the cutoff for contestants pretty easily.

Now, Mark may be sexy, but there is in fact a clean difference between being a sexy man (with the space) and being a sexyman (without the space). I'd argue that Mark fits the former but not the latter. Mark (un?)fortuantely is not morally questionable enough for him to qualify as a sexyman.

What a fucking paragraph. Anyways #voteedegafor2026sexyman

[kalkkstuff]

SO YOU'RE THE CULPRIT 🫵

hehe but seriously I fuckin adore how dedicated you + this entire fandom is, I never expected it to be referenced in a tumblr sexyman contest of all things, especially since the motivation is just to get eyes on the game (for good reason it needs to be talked about more)

Rhythm doctor fandom, never doubt yourselves, every single one of you is so cool and sexy 🫰

Also I just love Mark and want more content for him I need that man carnally

[kalkkstuff]

how do you feel about gabriel edega being in the lineup for tumblr sexyman 2026

I think they're wrong and it should've been mark booker

[loud-whistling-yes]

qprs your paian

my commissions are open!!

[kalkkstuff]

rhythm doctor brainworms + silly tiktok trend :3

[kalkkstuff]

projecting my period cramps onto dr gabriel edega cuz lord knows he deserves it ❤️

[moronpolice]

guys the gen 10 starters look great!

[fishieguyy]

Blehhh

[alan-without-the-an]

I'm scared. I'm scared to the point that I cannot hide my heart anymore.

many many alts + bonus gif under the cut vvvv

//cw flashing colours (gif)

Red and green versions:

White eyes alt:

No text:

W/o overlay + White background (heart and no heart):

Gif:

[unhingedjrwipolls]

Who would you rather do top surgery on you? none of them are allowed to use magic

Jay

Gillion

Chip

Who would you rather do top surgery on you without magic assistance?

Jay Ferin

Gillion Tidestrider

Chip

Results

Voting ended onAug 4, 2025

[cosmokrill]

Parker Lee Braddigan

[lalnerd-art]

PART THIS SOUL AS JEKYLL PARTED HYDE.

alt version that also works that i havent decided if i like or not:

[teenagerposts]

When you insist on treating your friend

[pyxxie-nyxxie]

@kalkkstuff

[undeadenn]

“Look at my little blorbo!” I say, pointing at a grown ass man in dire need of antidepressants.

[pyxxie-nyxxie]

@kalkkstuff

[daegg123]

So the other week, I was looking through literally every text block in Mother 3 to try and find unused text that wasn't documented on tcrf, and I did find something:

In chapter 7, after rescuing Duster, Kumatora says this: "Geez... Is this lucky or unlucky? I can't tell."

And Duster says in response: "You're all lucky. That's the only way I can see it..."

Originally however, Duster was going to respond with this:

And just to clarify, this isn't a mistranslation on the part of the fan translation, this is what my translation consultant had to say about the Japanese version of the line:

So yes, in an unused line, Duster flirts with Kumatora, make of that what you will. (Which is to say, I'm just the messenger here, don't shoot me lol. The fact this was written in and then subsequently not used in the final game could suggest many things, but I'm not trying to suggest anything myself.)

Here is the source by the way: https://web.archive.org/web/20160901224921/http://earthboundcentral.com/m3script/139.html

MOTHER 3 Script: Block 139

[kalkkstuff]

God I unironically think this is hilarious..

My newest headcanon is that his DCMC persona took over for a few seconds

[kalkkstuff]

I almost never post blog related stuff but I recently got back into the Mother games and finally got an emulator to play Mother 3 for the first time almost completely blind!

Needless to say, I saw Duster and instantly thats my favorite guy literally c'mon hes perfect blorbo material I cherish every scene with that old smelly disabled man he's so stupid I love him

[charliescalamity]

not getting over the fact that this is in Chip's inventory on his character sheet

[pyxxie-nyxxie]

Yarnaby