Love and Love and a Sacrificial Goat

23 || Ray || they/them || uhhhhhhh stan loona or whateva || Send an ask if you need anything tagged

[straycatj]

オレ…今夜ひとりで寝ようと思うんですよ…オトナなんで…

I’m going to sleep alone tonight… because I’m mature…

[straycatj]

報告

しかしオレはこのあと3ぷんごにおにかいへ行きました…

Confession

But I went to the upstairs after a few minutes…

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[dailycatsblog]

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[filthburger]

[lakevida]

toddlers are walking across keyboards to send lies to me

[c-53]

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[anxeious]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[important-cat-pics]

[albva]

[gaytanic-panic]

[wohnoorkajharnahaiii]

chai is extremely important for survival. dinosaurs didn't have chai; look what happened to them.

[recuperationdisliker]

it's funny how many stories there are which set up the hero of the story as someone whose job it is to "restore the balance between light and dark" but what we see from them mostly only looks like trying to vanquish any signs of darkness

[recuperationdisliker]

you go to the website of a pest control company and they talk about how their job is to restore the balance between house and bug