Cry me a river then drown yourself in it.

Hi! I’m Vivy (she/her) my long life dream is shitposting, so... Don’t hate or I’ll break your knees🥺❤️

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I am unevolving to become a fish.

just become some ancient fishie decided land looked good, I have to have anxiety? No thx

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Fearing spirits?

please

*drink floats to my hand*

thank you Andrew.

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Have I made mistakes? Yes

do I regret them? Also yes.

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Haha, got banned from using lighters because apparently, trying to set my brother on fire isn't "appropriate" hahahah

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For your viewing pleasure

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Stop???

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Sleepy hamster

(via)

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X: would you rather dying or-

Me: dying

X: ok then, would you rather live until tomorrow or di-

Me: die.

X:

Me:

X: are you ok...?

Me: dying

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If you spit it out it’s not cannibalism 

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internet headcanons!

When you open internet, a site called google (gugol) is the first thing you would see!

You can search  A N Y T H I N G

Pictures, names, people...

You can play games!

You can research information

How to kill people! 

That’s how I learned

Bye

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“I’m nOt liKE oTheR giRLs...” I say, with my hands stained in red. “I peel blueberries” he sighs relieved. “After I get the blood off”