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[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[courtmartialme]

given orders not to die

[ooc-uma]

[bluemuffin-draws]

Dancing (centrifuging) with you

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[nicothespy]

uhh guys did anybody order a… checks suspiciously large scroll… nostalgic yuri deluxe with extra face-sucking on the side? anyone?

i love drawing non-human or semi-human characters with a strange color palette it is so refreshing

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[meringutan]

I’ve been listening to Phoebe Bridgers a lot and I got inspired by Chinese Satellites + a desire to paint. I’m happy it turned out how I envisioned!

Both with and without the text! Hope you enjoy

[jetix]

2026-06-29

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

[lesbian-willy-wonka]

do you guys think amanda knew about the lesbian pose or do you think she did this by complete coincidence either way i find it really funny

reference to this meme (idk the original creator of it im sorry 😭)

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[kkoribyeol]

Holoform Megatron & Optimus Prime

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[luna-azzurra]

If your characters share a history (same family, same event, or same loss) give them the same wound running in completely different directions. One goes cold. One goes loud. One performs fine. One disappears into work. They were all broken by the same thing and you would never know it from the outside because people are not consistent about how they fall apart. Put all of them in a room. That room already contains your entire story.

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[oddballwriter]

Brave little pebble protecting their siblings while they molt

[chokedqwerty]

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)