Everything's in the future.. just more shit to happen

About Me Self aware hippie liberal with no idea what a liberal technically is and no desire to find out. Can often be found hanging out with all my garbage brethren.

[gaarrus]

mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game

[adh-deku]

[actuallyapathy]

pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory

[hellm0uths-relocated-deactivate]

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

[nextraordinaire]

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

[dealanexmachina]

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

[lolcat76]

How much is it to supersize to smut?

[kremblor]

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

[captaincrusher]

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

[roachpatrol]

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

Reader: “How much will that be?”

Author: “Just a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.”

[dicaeopolis]

difference between jealousy and envy

jealousy:

you already possess something

someone else is encroaching on your possession of it

you are afraid that something of yours will be taken by someone else

envy:

crop top

androgynous

palm tree hair

shapeshifter

killed maes hughes

[misswallflower]

“Visible Light” series by Alexander Harding

[redsatinsheets]

idk if men know this but

if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

so many fucking men in the comments saying “guess i haven’t ever had consensual sex then lol”

yeah. you haven’t, you rapist fucking creep

[writing-prompt-s]

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

[cerastes]

That’s just regular Catholicism.

[orange-icebreaker]

What I Say: I have clinical depression

What People Hear:

[sakuraa-street]

I made one of those Gru meme things

[cvncercrew]

ooooOOOOOHOOHOOOOHOooo he’s in a little cAR

[anorable]

the day i realized that i’d hit rock bottom was when this guy asked me to prom in my junior year and i guess i hesitated before saying yes and he asked if i was waiting for someone else to ask me and i shit you not an image of edward elric flashed through my mind

[jodiefoster]

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

[fbi-agent-watching-you]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

[vanbrohenheim]

In order to McFreakin’ obtain, something of equal value must be McFreakin’ lost.

[angry-eevee]

honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.

[thebootydiaries]

boys: girls only care about make up and selfies

girl: meme

boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!