Eileen

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿she/her 🦇20🦭 silly posts and funny beasts

[halondrus]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

[blumineck]

How do you grip the pole when you can’t use your hands?

PS did you know I have a pole tier on Patreon?

[maxleggy]

everyone shut up and look at this baby leggy

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics

TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just bought a lemon tree #mylemontree

[autoenucleate]

ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

[autoenucleate]

bonus: here's my favourite title out of the series

[multimousenette]

Did not clock how absolutely HUGE these were

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[yellow-cat]

what are you talking about. im nornal

[gay-systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[r0zeclawz]

watching jarpenter's "that thang" gonna live blog it

[r0zeclawz]

wooah

[r0zeclawz]

AAHHH

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[butchfagminotaur]

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

[butchfagminotaur]

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

[butchfagminotaur]

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

[butchfagminotaur]

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[shalpilot]

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[wosp-reactivated]

Thanks for letting me out of the cup, but you seem to have misplaced me.

You see, I want to be inside, where it's warm, and you seem to have placed me outside.