Eileen @spiraljester - Tumblr Blog

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

halondrus

vampiregirlestrogen

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

blumineck

How do you grip the pole when you can’t use your hands?

PS did you know I have a pole tier on Patreon?

maxleggy

everyone shut up and look at this baby leggy

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics

TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just bought a lemon tree #mylemontree

disuse

ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

disuse

bonus: here's my favourite title out of the series

multimousenette

Did not clock how absolutely HUGE these were

fairycosmos

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

yellow-cat

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

yellow-cat

what are you talking about. im nornal

systemdeez

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

r0zeclawz

watching jarpenter's "that thang" gonna live blog it

r0zeclawz

wooah

r0zeclawz

AAHHH

amnesiaguy

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

butchfagminotaur

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

butchfagminotaur

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

butchfagminotaur

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

butchfagminotaur

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

hyenaehyenae

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.