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Gwen - She/Her & It/Its - White - TMA - Hyena ΘΔ

[hyenaehyenae]

Hi i'm gwen formerly gwendyrose and crocuta-crocutie time for blog number 3 wahoo

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[hyenaehyenae]

My chuuni nature is so powerful that i somehow manage to be an orphan dispite the fact that my parents are alive

[hyenaehyenae]

remember when netflix castlevainia had sypha belnades and she was awesome and then because its a show with a male main character she just became some guys wife. i probably shouldn't rewatch that show but i wanna.

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[hyenaehyenae]

the bug princess appreciates how attatched you are to this whole 'oviposition' thing, but with the hormones and everything she can only lay one or two smallish eggs at a time nowadays...

[sylphchild]

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[soup-mother]

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

[wwrm]

meooww

[seymourworld]

like i dont believe you if you aren't at least a little objectum for industrial machinery and electrical components and shit

[hyenaehyenae]

"japanese media is for degenerate gooners" [sees you looking at me funny] "oh, sorry, i meant japanese media is for racist degenerate gooners" [everybody claps]

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[txttletale]

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

[lesbx]

*visibly sweating* uhh yes please i'd like that a lot

[lesbx]

*so horny that im nauseous* I mean yeah sure if they're both down for it