!!!!! ?????

[monstersliveinthemirror]

#25 on Spotify wrapped says how 2025 is going to go. how's it going for you?

[skopostheorie]

Tumblr is just a community developing a new dialect in record time

[skopostheorie]

The fact that in mere months "I'm bald" became an actual way of saying "None of the above" is insane. It's insane.

[specialpotforinstantnoodles]

[gayorphandepression]

got my wrapped

[fatimazainab]

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[bagea]

im doopid 💔

[stevienick]

[constructreese]

Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

[xylophonetangerine]

Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[marcitlali]

i don’t know what the hell janelle monet or grimes is saying in venus fly but i still yodel along like Roll my pearl all across the floor! this is for my girls all around the world!!! Why u looking at me.. hey!!

[segamascott]

[animentality]

[effedupcomments]

[evildilf2]

Gay Austin Powers would be like: yeah baby!

Moral of the story: gay people and straight people aren’t so different after all… 🙂

[2well2water]

some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.

[76966868678798080808008989-deac]

Reblog if you started doing drugs as soon as you heard Miley did because she is your role model

[serenity--now]