Mostly shit I find funny.

See title.

[spizbo]

My daughter’s first time at a card shop. Not afraid of zombies. So proud of her.

[markrosewater]

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

In honor of Secret Lair starting tomorrow, what Secret Lair theme would you like to see for a future box set?

[spizbo]

I want a SL set called either Broken or Breaks, featuring cards that are either overpowered or color pie breaks, that have a broken glass overlay for the cards.

[skygenders]

Fox news just @ me next time

[violeteyedmedium]

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

[spizbo]

I get the feeling, Women find, lazy, sexist, white supremacist, douche canoes unattractive, would be more accurate.

[rabbitprince666]

I love my dog

[spizbo]

Holy shit that is beautiful.

[alwaysbewoke]

[spizbo]

New tattoo. What do you think?

[spizbo]

New tattoo. What do you think?

[thats-so-meme]

[spizbo]

I'm homeless and employed, I put roughly $1,600 a month into my savings account.

[wearecopacetic]

Smashing.

[angieguitar27]

Hahahaha! Made my night.

[spizbo]

Ghosts

So I'm homeless and last night, I'm sitting in my tent, trying to sleep, the rain is loud on my tent, when I heard someone whisper my name "Kevin" so I said yes? No response. I try to go to sleep again, "Kevin Thomas", same voice, a little louder. I go yeah?! No response. This worries me. But I think maybe a friend is fucking with me, so I get ready to leave my tent. Then a few minutes later same thing only this time it's angry. So I rush out of my tent barefoot into the rain and I look around and there is no one there. So I quickly get back in my tent adrenaline racing, and I get back in my mummy bag and pull it tight. Then I hear "Kevin Thomas!" "Get your asses back in the shop!" I terrifyingly seriously thought I was hearing whispering voices to the point of thinking I was schizophrenic or hearing ghosts and attempting to hide in my sleeping bag for about 20 minutes when I realized it was a combination of the rain on my tent and the 24 hour mechanic shop next to my tent having a couple workers who had my first and middle names. Damn near shit myself. I don't believe in ghosts, but last night I did. The giggle bush may have been involved.

[spizbo]

[riotontheedge]

[erawan]

Art by Dusty Ray

[thepaperplaneofexistence]

[rabbitprince666]

OH MY GOD

[mysharona1987]

The problem with remorseful Trump supporters: They only started regretting things when it became obvious he was going to screw over *them* personally as well.

There’s something horrible about that. 

[virgilabloh]

ss17 women’s Off-White™ “slip-dress” available at @barneysny

[spizbo]

Unless I'm missing something, that dress is way off white.

[bijou3owl]

Guys Mark Hamill is offering to read Trump tweets as The Joker someone teach him how to use Soundcloud stat.

[bijou3owl]

IT’S HAPPENING.

[bijou3owl]

HE DID THE THING

https://audioboom.com/posts/5471405-the-trumpster-quote-1

[currentuser]

Where’s the kickstarter

[rabbitprince666]

Amazing

[spizbo]

And I would walk 400 kilometers and I would walk 400 more.