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>Must be nice to be a sea creature right now...

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Well we all know who wouldnt survive anything thats gonna happen

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WHATEVER. THERES PLENTY OF OTHER SEA CREATURES TO THINK ABOUT

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>>DO YOU THINK NESSIE WOULD SURVIVE ALL OF THIS? IF IT REALLY EXISTED? I SURE HOPE IT WOULD. AT LEAST SOMEONE WOULD BENEFIT

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>I like to think about... mothman

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Ill be honest, i fell for all of the bigfoot sighting stuff. I mean, we rediscovered "extinct" animals after theyve disappeared for like 100 years, whos to say we couldnt find bigfoot?

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>>IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT NESSIE WAS REALLY COOL, HAD A DREAM I SAW NESSIE IN MY KIDDIE POOL LOL

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FIRM BELIEVER IN ALIENS. NO WAY THERES NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE

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>I used to be into this kind of stuff when i was a kid so... just curious. What do you guys think is real?

NESSIE

ALIENS

BIGFOOT

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<DO YOU LOVE TO WORK>

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>Really wish I had a nice piece of salmon right about now

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>M ybe i cou d giv s me to ■■■■■■

>Maybe thats a bad idea...

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>>MORE FOR ME THEN LOL

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...I dont really like it. Makes me feel weird. If it were like valentines day and someone gave me white chocolate over actual normal chocolate, id be mad. Sorry.

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WHITE CHOCOLATE ISNT TOO BAD... IT DOESNT REALLY TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE, BUT ITS NOT BAD.

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>>PLEEEAAASE YOU CAN ALL TRY WHITE CHOCOLATE I SWEAR ITS SO GOOD

>Okay, i'll get some for everyone then