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hi and welcome!

this is just a space for me to be not normal about Splatoon <3 about me and the game:

as in my description, if I follow you it'll be from catmemey!

Ive been playing Splatoon for just over 3 years now, beginning with Splatoon WiiU and then Splatoon 2 just before the pandemic. between my sibling and I we managed to log 2000+ hours on there over 2 years and now Im ready to log just as many in 3 :-)

currently playing a bunch of weapons like Splattershot Pro, Splattershot, Heavy Splatling, and some others like Splatana Stamper, but I'm playing around with a bunch of others too lol.

Im not a competitive player or anything, mostly chill, but I do enjoy ranked and (eventually) got into X rank for all modes in Splatoon 2

I may post story mode spoilers. block the tag "splatoon 3 spoilers" if you dont want to see those!

pronouns are she/her uwu

and a couple general notes:

this is not a space for bigotry of any kind. blocking is at my discretion.

minors are welcome (will be noted if that changes), but I am an adult over 25 for fair warning.

I may be interested in adding folks to play with in the future! stay tuned. but I will not be comfortable with adding minors.

#my stuff #I wont put this in the main tag bc feels unnecessary #pinned post

sploondaily

Day 42

#ough... so sweet #art #zapfish

bezbzns

#spectacular #deep cut #shiver #Frye #big man #models

phyllali

playing the game with this bug be like

#memes #splatbands

pinkish-purple

Out of sheer curiosity, since when have you been playing Splatoon and on what side will you be fighting on during the Grand Festival?

Playing since S1 - Team Past

Playing since S2 - Team Past

Playing since S3 - Team Past

Playing since S1 - Team Present

Playing since S2 - Team Present

Playing since S3 - Team Present

Playing since S1 - Team Future

Playing since S2 - Team Future

Playing since S3 - Team Future

i'm bald?

Voting ended onSep 8, 2024

(maybe even explain your decision in the tags, love hearing peoples thoughts 👀)

#soooo for nuance Im choosing 'since S1' because thats true #but its because I started with that in 2019 #I havent been playing it since it launched #but anyways I know there's no poll option for that #Im team present #grand fest #grand festival #past vs present vs future #splatfest #poll

phyllali

you want me to WHAT now?

#yknow.#pics #turf war

if my salmon run lobby explodes and everyone else DCs I shouldn't get dinged 10 points, Splatoon

#0 eggs 0 anything #<3

splatoonusna

Get ready to celebrate the two-year anniversary of Splatoon 3 with the biggest Splatfest ever, Grand Festival! The festivities begin September 12th!

#AAAAAA #final fest #grand fest #squid sisters #off the hook #deep cut #splatfest

molabuddy

i thuink this is hell

#good grief.#clips #flyfish #salmon run

you can't make this shit up.

I load into a match and Im immediately in awe of being the rando of this team:

then into the game, I get splatted by someone on the other team, and almost miss their splash tag, which is the best fucking coincidence:

Twin Tower Control Enthusiast. With both tower control badges.

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #memes #rainmaker #tower control #pics #hi i dont go much on here anymore but this was too amazing. i was in awe.#I've been playing splat a bit more lately tho i think the break was good tbh #ftr i HAVE seen someone with this splashtag before it was just the most serendipitous thing

bonbondecitron

The Future Stares Back

#this is rly good #art #frye

phyllali

happy prude month, love LOSES

phyllali

you CANNOT just put that in the tags

#stop.#memes #big shot #salmon run #big big run #big run #clips

splatoonusna

Do you know SashiMori? Despite their lack of a vocalist, DJ Paul collages unique voices from ancient records that contrast with traditional marine critter sounds to create the melodies. This fresh sound is all the rage, and it's a regular on the Splatsville radio waves.

When he first joined SashiMori DJ Paul had a childlike innocence, but now he's 16 years old. Their latest song "Seasource" features a vocal sample that "expresses an innocence that transcends barriers." These vocals combined with a loud rapid-fire beat explore new sonic ground!