champagne papi

if you like my memes you're contractually obligated to blow me behind a denny's

[angelicguy]

they should sell THC air fresheners

[angelicguy]

they should sell my cold body in a meat market

[frogmp3]

love it when people walk into the bathroom loud as fuck bumping into shit etc making hella noise then bust into the stall next to me and start pissing hard as hell. no time to waste we making this one sloppy

[depsidase]

[tricotbf]

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

[teaboot]

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

[justsomeguycore]

we get lady president because old man joe had to get his hole blasted. proud to be an american today

[kalichnikov]

[minisoc]

why would the wachowskis need to buy tickets

[exodushero]

They are supporting their local theater

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

give them their cigarettes back

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[spritespi]

there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other

[johnbitchsociety]

[iamoutofideas]

they call me plankton by the way I cum buckets

[iamoutofideas]

mixed reviews

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[pitbolshevik]

[kristina100000]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[calware]

things that instantly kill the vibe whenever someone just mentions them:

harry potter

nfts

[eyjalinsunshine]

i was so scared to click this, i thought someone had made a harry potter nft

[calware]

[suazu]

[o-kurwa]

[actionpackedjackson]

Booty shorts that say this

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

[afeelgoodblog]

[wizardshark]

My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?