Big Splaze

it's me the stuff I like! I'm a big man, I like big things! Happily muthafuckin' Married.

[splaze20]

Very nice

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[splaze20]

Yo wth lol wtf

[moluv7-deactivated20180412]

✊🏾 “Im not gon let tha world worry me”

[splaze20]

Love this song

[sobeitjayt]

[splaze20]

Lol

[theblackcollegian]

DC, Maryland, Virginia Family,

Please share to help find Miyara!

[splaze20]

Find her lord

[splaze20]

My wife seems to think she has no ass, I don't know why she seems to think that.

[maiasparx]

[darkerthought]

As a plus size girl this is nice to read 😆

[candiikismet]

Haaaaaa! 😂😂❤️

[love-meesh]

Ooop 😍😶😂😂

[kierradiamond]

But where is this guy.. Where are these guys?

[muvamaya-deactivated20170711]

SERIOUSLY WHERE YA ASS AT

[msdymonddiva-deactivated2020051]

I need one…where he at?

[splaze20]

We are everywhere you just have to pay attention.

[chubbychased901]

🤔🤔👀still don’t see y'all.

[splaze20]

You gotta keep looking he will find you.

[afrodesiacworldwide]

View this post on Instagram

[dreman007]

Hilarious…🤣🤣🤣

[splaze20]

This is funny as hell.

[swagintherain]

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

[crimeshetyped]

^^^^

[blkgrlpoet]

Booooost

[blackjango88]

Bang

[splaze20]

Spreading

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[splaze20]

You be like

[hastobeseen]

Ladies, how tf do y'all do it

[splaze20]

Yep

[tuflii]

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Gf: 

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

[6sage]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[getoutoftherobotxaviii]

this deserves a thousand reblogs

[qui34]

😂😂😂

[splaze20]

[nerdnasty]

…LISTENING TO THE OLD SHIT CAUSE THAT NEW SHIT IS BASURA!!! 08.17.16

[splaze20]

Hell yeah

[gif87a-com]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

[ocfos]

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

[splaze20]

Yo wtf

[splaze20]

My queen

[popculturediedin2009]

Ten years ago today…

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

You better go off, bitch

[hoebutmadefashion]

ICONIC

[splaze20]

Forever reblogging this shit

[unknowinglyunknown111-deactivat]

What's y'all all time favorite cartoon?!

Mines gotta be Rocket Power 🔥

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

Samurai Jack

[amey-winehouse]

Ed, Edd n Eddy is definitely at the top of my list!

[milkchocolatefountain]

The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy 🤘🏾

[thathighguy]

Rugrats! My siblings and my cousins all loves the show and we were one of the babies. I was Chuckie

[duppyman]

Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra.

[sedusssa888]

Y'all know how I’m coming 💗💙💚✨

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

hit em with the Courage

[marqweabyss]

Digimon Digital Monsters (All Seasons)

[halzc]

Codename: kids next door

[yosoycayendo]

Gotta agree with Code name: kids next door

[thatsreereefineass-blog]

I think I’m the only person who loved this 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

Omg, too many. I can’t choose.

[retrorocksy-deactivated20210220]

[alejandreux-deactivated20201024]

[biohazerd]

[mochadeelightful]

As Told by Ginger! An underrated classic

[lady-billi-deactivated20180104]

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Angry beavers I think I’m the only one

[splaze20]

Batman