PUMP. YO. BRAKES.

Former newt saleswoman. Current baller. DePaul '18

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Carrie Fisher’s home, from Bright Lights (2016).

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Beautiful botanical illustrations taken from ‘Icones Plantarum’ (China) bound with ‘llustrationes Florae Novae Hollandiae’ by Ferdinand Bauer, Robert Brown.

Published by J. H. Bohte 1813.

State Botanical Collection, Royal Botanic Gardens Victoria

Biodiversity Heritage Library.     

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A true icon

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Hatsune Miku Western Adaptation

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The sudden uncanniness of this on my dash scared the shit of out me

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ooh yeah … this existed

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The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

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Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

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All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

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I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

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hope everyone has a lovely sunday ☀️🌸🌼🌈

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Guess who the panda is

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Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]

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Cant reblog this enough

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I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s only worth is if they make good cash. Both are equally demeaning and limiting in different ways. 

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Visit Original Link

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don’t bother him when he’s in the zone

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sleep the pain away

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Polaroid ////andrei T A R K O V S K I

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i’m always a slut for equal rights

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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happy new bears!!

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wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

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My friend just fucking destroyed her Aunt on Facebook

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OK WHITE GIRL YOU BETTER DRAG AUNT BOOTSIE!!

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Ain’t Bootsie didn’t know she was coming for that drag, but damn if she didn’t get it.