offensive humor

move along

[onlytwitterpics]

[seinfeldia]

[labias]

[labias]

[fleetwoodmoe]

Me acting surprised when my friends finally abandon me 

[animateglee-archived]

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real

*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here

[vocaroo]

*folds paper in half* origami

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing

[babewyn]

BODE

[lord-kitschener]

Did your cat steal the president’s hands

[zoomine]

[myonlyphenomenon]

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

[dont-kill-the-kennedys]

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

[avesatanaa]

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

[norulesnobras]

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

[mathsturbation]

[cartel]

walking into the wrong class

[jathis]

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

[bicth69]

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

[blackmodel]

“ i hate someone who’s always on their phone” bitch ok date an amish person

[arcticute]

i have two moods

[fvckwithmyself]