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thismousedraws

art study !! twilight princess !!! 🐺🌕

jrgisafan

Am I so beautiful, that you’ve no words left?

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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post cancelled this is way funnier

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My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

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okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

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nudityandnerdery

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

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mochiwei

Linktober 2025 Day 13: Village 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄

Print available here!

welkaster

bunnypollo for my sweetie

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“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

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Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

swordsonnet

languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

argumate

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.