-Various ominous noises-

ask blog for GHOST's Split Idol uwu

[hrtnsolofytube]

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Please, please help my puppy ❤

[henry-new-and-improved]

Is this working?

I’m not quite sure how this new fangled technology works, I’ll try my best haha.

[split-idol]

New Henry. Hello.

[henry-new-and-improved]

Hello!

[split-idol]

Welcome to tumblr.

[henry-new-and-improved]

Thank you! It’s a very odd place, to say the least.

[split-idol]

Isnt it? I suppose I'm quite new here as well.

[henry-new-and-improved]

Is this working?

I’m not quite sure how this new fangled technology works, I’ll try my best haha.

[split-idol]

New Henry. Hello.

[henry-new-and-improved]

Hello!

[split-idol]

Welcome to tumblr.

[henry-new-and-improved]

Is this working?

I’m not quite sure how this new fangled technology works, I’ll try my best haha.

[split-idol]

New Henry. Hello.

[riskydreamur]

werewolves are just big puppies and they deserve love too.

[split-idol]

I hope a werewolf eats you.

[riskydreamur]

you can put anything in a casserole, if you’re brave enough.

[spideronthewallofficial]

bones

[that-trash-dentist]

teeth

[split-idol]

Ink

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

[spideronthewallofficial]

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

[jelfs-deactivated20210527]

I do.

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

[spideronthewallofficial]

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

[happydays-willneverbe-granted]

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

[spider-wife]

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

[spideronthewallofficial]

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

[kennithfreakingsimmons-deactiva]

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

[serial-contraption-of-malice]

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

[spider-wife]

get dunked on too i want my wife back

[split-idol]

Were you legally married?

[spideronthewallofficial]

No

[split-idol]

Then I suppose it doesnt matter, does it? Now you are legally married.

[spideronthewallofficial]

No it really doesn’t matter!

[split-idol]

You are allowed to choose who to marry and who not to, and if someone else tries to stop you they suck :)

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

[spideronthewallofficial]

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

[jelfs-deactivated20210527]

I do.

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

[spideronthewallofficial]

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

[happydays-willneverbe-granted]

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

[spider-wife]

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

[spideronthewallofficial]

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

[kennithfreakingsimmons-deactiva]

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

[serial-contraption-of-malice]

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

[spider-wife]

get dunked on too i want my wife back

[split-idol]

Were you legally married?

[spideronthewallofficial]

No

[split-idol]

Then I suppose it doesnt matter, does it? Now you are legally married.

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Ill be officiator since I’m the only married person here, ahem, *she begins to speak*

[spideronthewallofficial]

*Standing with @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll smiling*

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Beep is in the crowd, a wide, happy smile on her face. She tugs at the green dress she was wearing, standing next to @serial-contrap-official .

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll, take spider to be your wife?

[jelfs-deactivated20210527]

I do.

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

Do you, @spideronthewallofficial take ragdoll to be your husband?

[spideronthewallofficial]

I do. *smiles at ragdoll*

[a-noosence-of-a-wife]

*turns to crowd* if you have objections, please say it now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is silent, spare the occasional happy sniffle from Beep.

[happydays-willneverbe-granted]

slurpee is bouncing in her seat

[spider-wife]

Wait no? I object that’s my wife

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

The crowd is suddenly filled with mutters, some disgruntled, most bewildered. ( @spideronthewallofficial )

[spideronthewallofficial]

To late, you weren’t my real wife anyways. I just called you that cause I loved you too much, I don’t anymore. I have a huband now.

[thosewhocarriedon-official]

Wh, what’s happening? Is that lady okay? Mom, I think you’re hurting her feelings… that’s bad, right?

[kennithfreakingsimmons-deactiva]

*dramatically bursts into the church in literal pajamas* I SLPEPT NI

[serial-contraption-of-malice]

*he wipes his tears* H-hi b-big…big b-brother…! T-the lady m-mom stalked or s-something is g-getting mad….?

[spider-wife]

get dunked on too i want my wife back

[split-idol]

Were you legally married?

[spideronthewallofficial]

Wedding invites!!!

@choo-choo-chooo @waika-waifu @timeaftertimeaftertimeaftertime @lostinaworldof-funhousemirrors @lostincrazytown @official-the-distortionist @thosewhocarriedon-official @serial-contrap-official @parasite-final @nothinglinesupanymore @gumi-malheur @a-little-out-of-sorts @that-trash-dentist @a-noosence-of-a-wife @a-dance-with-the-dead @official-greg-hoffman @kennithfreakingsimmons @happydays-willneverbe-granted @amygdalas-goddamn-ragdoll @carnes-nostrae @5am-crows @split-idol

[split-idol]

I'll think about coming.

[timeaftertimeaftertimeaftertime]

Updated Ghost energy chart

(Center = pure)

(All art still by Ghost and Umbratic Forest)

[kennithfreakingsimmons-deactiva]

distortionist-dsunday.mov

[split-idol]

What have I witnessed..

[kennithfreakingsimmons-deactiva]

Hello. - Split Idol

Hi!!!!!

[split-idol]

You sound happy

[split-idol]

A hug from spider!

Oh? Really-?? How nice of you

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choo choo kachoo - split idol

Choo Choo!!

[split-idol]

Beep Beep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choop choop!!!

[split-idol]

Boop..!

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Coop!!!

[split-idol]

Blep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Bleep bloop!!

[split-idol]

You’re cute

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

:0

Thanks Split Idol!! Choo Choo!! You are too!

[split-idol]

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Yeah!

[split-idol]

thank you

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

No problem Idol!! Choo Choo!

[split-idol]

:]

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

>:3

[split-idol]

Oh-

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choo choo kachoo - split idol

Choo Choo!!

[split-idol]

Beep Beep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choop choop!!!

[split-idol]

Boop..!

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Coop!!!

[split-idol]

Blep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Bleep bloop!!

[split-idol]

You’re cute

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

:0

Thanks Split Idol!! Choo Choo!! You are too!

[split-idol]

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Yeah!

[split-idol]

thank you

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

No problem Idol!! Choo Choo!

[split-idol]

:]

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choo choo kachoo - split idol

Choo Choo!!

[split-idol]

Beep Beep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Choop choop!!!

[split-idol]

Boop..!

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Coop!!!

[split-idol]

Blep

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Bleep bloop!!

[split-idol]

You’re cute

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

:0

Thanks Split Idol!! Choo Choo!! You are too!

[split-idol]

Hm. I’m cute? Alright.

[choo-choo-chooo-deactivated2020]

Yeah!

[split-idol]

thank you