SENTENCE MEME ⟶ NAILED IT / SEASON ONE ( 1.01 –– 1.03 )
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“Baking makes me feel like more of a mom.”
“I love to open a bottle of wine, and just bake and drink.”
“Failure is out of the picture.”
“Behind door number one, there are three sexy ass treats.”
“This one looks a little aggressive, but okay.”
“I love vodka –– makes my day wonderful.”
“I need: balls, sticks, crap.”
“I swiping left and swiping right through life.”
“How come nobody’s bribed us with vodka yet?”
“They’re prudes. They’re a bunch of prudes, and cheap.”
“Oh, there’s my fingernail.”
“I should have swiped left on these cake pops.”
“You need a tongue for tasting.”
“This looks like it was ripped out of a human being.”
“I tried my best to make it look like a finger.”
“I stay for cocktail hour. The shrimp, the caviar, and the vodka.”
“Are we calling the fire department?”
“You did not get very much done, so I did my job.”
“If you steal, you steal big.”
“Do you know how hard it is for me not to say something?”
“You have no idea. I’m suffering.”
“The flowers are dreadful.”
“Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh, no.”
“If you want that sweet cash, you’re gonna have to impress me.”
“They’re armed and dangerous and coming for your booty.”
“I grew up in a small town while super gay.”
“The donuts aren’t acting right.”
“It looks like she’s working with motor oil.”
“I created three tired, psychedelic pirates.”
“This is fancy. I’m not used to fancy.”
“He is making those marshmallows his bitch.”
“You can spray cooking spray anywhere you want.”
“The quickest way to her heart is ice cold vodka.”
“I’m gonna give her rainbow hair. It’s pride month.”
“His damn head is falling off.”
“That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“I’m just trying to hype them up.”
“It’s a suggestion of a knight in shining armor, because she doesn’t need a man.”
“She told him to grab any man that walks by.”
“She is so scary looking.”
“I wish I did that on purpose, but I didn’t.”
“If they were the only two in a beauty contest, I don’t think either one of them would win.”
“When animals get stressed, why can’t they have a spa day?”
“I gotta put my hair up –– it’s getting serious in here.”
“This is harder than I thought it was going to be.”
“I kind of don’t follow the rules.”
“I’m making five in case I mess up.”
“Keep him away from the microwave.”
“He has a weird relationship with the microwave.”
“I suffered a little tragedy there.”
“You got something against sharks with disabilities?”
“It’s the Leaning Tower of Pizza.”
“He has blood everywhere.”
“I can’t believe he’s under the table.”
