Hello ‥̮

Call me Splodge ‥̫ she/her tgirl <- yeah!

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i need to post more but its scary

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playing minecraft story mode!!! i already beat chapter 1 so i'm just now starting chapter 2

idk why this game got so much flak, the writing can be a bit iffy sometimes but who cares

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motivational quotely: i NEED to become more of a neurotic faggot weirdo

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i realise i never use this blog as like. a blog

soo i'm gonna try posting about stuff im doing because just what a blogs for and idk how i didn't realise that sooner ᯣ_ᯣ

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Babygirl are you okay?

NOPE‼️

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how the fuck is lynch a last name??

hello it's me, john hatecrime(????)

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lugi from super mario if he gwas gay: mama mia there isa very scary gggghost!! inmy manision!! help me mario!!

MOREL OF THE STORY: he's is the same!!!!! remember to always brush your teeth in the morning

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hi!! hi hi! hi ! hi

hello!! hi hi hello hi

hi!!!! hi buh bye!!!

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haiku i'm writing:

i'm counting the syllables;

i counted for you.

haiku i'm writing:

can you see the words i choose?

i picked them for you.

haiku i'm writing:

do you know you have siblings?

i wrote them for you.

all of my haikus:

i'm so proud of you, truly.

you make me happy.

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if you eat a really hot chili pepper your head will go redder maybe but steam never comes out your ears nor fire out your mouth, what a sad and cruel world we live in

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the dual dungeon shakira: one of our hips don't lie, one of our hips DO lie, which door is the right one we're shakira

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how does anyone get anything done seriously

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there's so many moths in my room i just wanna go to sleep 😭😭

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burger

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cheeseburgers should be free for girls

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get you a friend you can discuss art with

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