Hi. I'm Splork Sporkan

from Peggle

[marmarbunbun]

[splork-the-sporkan]

It's spelt SPORK, asshole!

[splork-the-sporkan]

hi splork can you tell warren i said hi hes my favorite no offense

I can try, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts since 2024. He's kinda hard to get a hold of.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Claude's French accent is fake, by the way.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Though unlike me, who only speaks like that because Popcap told me to, Claude really is just Like That.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Claude's French accent is fake, by the way.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Top ten hottest peggle masters. GO!

There are only ten Peggle Masters, are you asking me to rank my friends in order of attractiveness? Whatever, it doesn't matter. Everyone knows I'm at the top, Cinderbottom is second, everyone else can fight for their spot below me on their own. I don't care.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Hey splork, whos the most crackable peggle master?

Uh, well I think a few people have threatened to smash Renfield into the pavement over the years (he's had some VERY heated arguments before!) but that would probably make more of a splat than a crack...

Oh! Claude. He literally has a shell.

[cl0ckworkpuppet]

shhhh nobody tell my professors. im passing all my classes anyway

[splork-the-sporkan]

I'm Splork Sporkan and I endorse playing Peggle in class.

[fayprocastinates]

as a society we moved on from peggle too quickly

[splork-the-sporkan]

I never moved on.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Lex (the Bookworm)'s species is actually native to my home planet. We actually usually keep them as pets. I have no idea how Lex learned to speak. That isn't normal.

[splork-the-sporkan]

I keep a handful of Chuzzles as pets. They're all different colours though, wouldn't want to make an accidental match!

[creature-today]

the creature today

you know this world renowned peggle master

ALBERT EINSTEIN

[splork-the-sporkan]

This is true! I played against Albert Einstein and lost!

[chaoticdumbsorcerer]

I can't believe there are so many articles about the best games in history where people have heated hour-long debates without realizing that it's simply impossible to make such a top list, because all games are different and unique in their own way, and everyone has something they love about the game, be it the story, gameplay, music, or the fact that humanity truly reached its peak with the release of Peggle Nights in 2008 and will never be able to repeat its success, and everyone will have to accept this.

[splork-the-sporkan]

Every video game is unique, but none of them will ever be as good as Peggle!

[splork-the-sporkan]

Sorry I've been gone so long everyone! I got really absorbed into Peggle again and whew, if you know me you know that once I get into one of my Peggle benders there's NO getting me out!

[sleepy-pile-of-ashe]

Apparently there's a Peggle fandom??? I've been playing this game for years and I DIDNT KNOW THIS???

[splork-the-sporkan]

It's such a fun game! How couldn't there be a fandom?

[splork-the-sporkan]

god i wanna get fucked so bad

[splork-the-sporkan]

I love Peggle more than my own mother.

[redphionix]

WHO TF IMPORTED PEGGLE

AND LEFT EVERTHING IN IT

we are australian btw

[splork-the-sporkan]

What a find! Congratulations on finding the best version of Peggle in the flesh!