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Literally Gwen Lamorte irl They/them

[fayprocastinates]

intro post

Greetings assorted weirdos

I'm Fay, I use they/them and am a non-binary lesbian + aromantic. I am on here too often as I don't have a life, give me attention please

I'm diagnosed autistic, suffer from chronic pain and mental health issues.

Some interests of mine:

Deltarune and Undertale

The Owl House

Art (especially furry and surrealist)

Music, especially folk and dark cabaret music

Doctor Who

Discworld

Dan and Phil

The Prescription and Life in the World to Come

MCR

Of the Devil

Secretary Gerard has done things to me.

ao3 is here

Link to my master post for Will Wood video interviews

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[byjove]

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m beginning to understand what certain Welsh words mean but I haven’t the faintest idea how to pronounce them without sounding like a fool, which is how I feel about many words in my native language of English because I’m from the American south.

[byjove]

It’s also quite difficult to do the whole ‘watch a show with subtitles to understand the cadence of the language’ thing that you could do with Spanish or French. Yet another reason we need a show about King Arthur entirely in Welsh. Until then, do any of you have any recommendations for Welsh language media or media where characters speak Welsh?

[byjove]

Also, fun fact for people on this post: Welsh is more similar to Cornish and Breton than it is to Gaeilge. They’re all Celtic languages but Welsh is a Brittonic language, descended from the language spoken by the Celtic Britons while Gaeilge, Scots Gaelic and Manx are Goidelic languages, descended from the language spoken by the inhabitants of Ireland. Two languages that branched off from each other at least 2,500 years ago and developed on two different landmasses. So, the Gaelic resources are really lovely and some of the root words and grammar are similar but they’re not exactly mutually intelligible.

[hexjulia]

i wanted to make a joke about my sudden bouts of silmarillion/tolkien obsession when stressed being 'the Elvish Disease' because it really is like rickets for the soul. however. that's when i started doubting myself because i vaguely remembered syphilis also being called the English Disease. so i decided to check and

damn.

[fayprocastinates]

presents you with a chair. wow look at my chair. its yours now. drops it on the floor of your inbox and spritns away

Chairtrapped me

[sailatina3]

[fayprocastinates]

gay people dont count in this instance btw

damn.

Queer erasure

[fayprocastinates]

by the way question are you Allergic to any Fruits

non

I don't have any allergies, don't eat meat tho (pescetarian)

[fayprocastinates]

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

they should invent something where i can be able to hug you from tenbillion mileometers away :[

They should

[fayprocastinates]

guacamole goes bad like extrordinarily quickly and it makes me sad :[ i opened this thing like three fucking days ago and its all weird and brown at the top now. it disappoints me how much thid happens but it disappoints me more that i knew this would happen but didnt just eat it all in like two days like i should have 😔

Yet another reason to hate guacamole. I hate avocados in general

[64mpg]

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

[fayprocastinates]

last timr i tried taking the stairs i accidebtally went like an extra floor up cause i got distracted. fun fact

Last time I used the stairs it was in my own home <3

[fayprocastinates]

I miss being healthy

[fayprocastinates]

actually just used the crosswalk this timr. arent those called something different in the uk. i dont remember what it was. anywayyeahg im living in your inbox for like thr forseeable future until i finish waljing back home :3

Are they. I dunno. What are they called. I think just a crossing

I enjoy your spiral

[zmpl]

created my very first zine about my personal experiences being in and out of the carceral psychiatric system. printable version under the cut:

[zmpl]

speaking of r slur shit i see people using the word then backtracking saying “i can reclaim it because i’m autistic :)” like i don’t think you can actually. because the r slur directly targets people with intellectual disabilities not someone who took the raads-r online and scored slightly within range of being on the spectrum SORRY

[fayprocastinates]

ever since i started being in the city ive started jaywalking. i lovr jaywalking so much. likr in thr sense of Take That , approaching car. i can walk Faster than you

Wow such a criminal