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[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[myfairynuffstuff]

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

[monster2001]

Noise tolerance gap relationship

[veiledfigure]

doesnt like it

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[not-terezi-pyrope]

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

[teaboot]

How does it feel to walk about the world and perceive with such profound transformative capacity

[staarpiece]

really cool thing im learning about job stress is that if you reach the point of "im so stressed if i don't take a day off i will literally Die" before deciding to take a day off, all the stress catches up to you the second you let yourself rest and you get sick (:

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[chrisdornerfanclub]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]