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My name is Ember, welcome to my blog! |24|Non-Binary|From Western Virginia God have I really been here since 2015... too goddamned long...

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[birdsareblooming]

pokemon 9 and pokemon 11

[birdsareblooming]

you're never gonna guess what the legondaries are

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[leolaroot]

some fucking space aliem: please i need help our peiple are being attackd and killed and injured and hurt so we need helppppp

captian picarid:

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (February 7th, 2024)

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[noelle-ism]

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

[noelle-ism]

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

[dogpuppy]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[beatcroc]

I have the worlds widest fattest fuck of a cat and he has an underbelly that begs to be bothered akin to a glowing video game weak point

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do