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[sasquatchandleatherjacket]

s13 finale countdown | one favorite scene per season finale ↳season 2 | All Hell Breaks Loose Part Two

[ineffablyruined]

Good Omens + Incorrect Quotes

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Ineffable Husbands Reunion + Jesus]

Jesus: Oh Crowley, I finally met the Angel you talked so much about and you're right he's such a kind being I-

Crowley, clambering over counter: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[jezunya]

[rainydropz]

i'm back with some incorrect good omens yay :)

[youidiotwecouldbeenus]

[aureliusssss]

I forgive you

[bertoyana]

Why give me Crowley? Why make me complete... and then take it away?

— Sarah Ruhl, EURYDICE

[aureliusssss]

Oh god damn

[military-newsboys]

Rose: you can't give up! is that what a hockey stick would do? Shane: what? Rose: idk man I'm trying to speak your language

[c7arisse]

does he know how to keep his mouth shut?

[my-2nd-account]

One night after a tough game, JJ convinces Shane to go to a bar with the rest of the team. He tried to turn him down bc he's beat and just wants to go to his hotel room and get some sleep before an early flight tomorrow, but JJ had already anticipated this and got Hayden in on it so he wouldn't let Shane into the room. They end up going to the nearest bar they find "Come on Cap just an hour or two and we'll let you go it's right around the corner" and said bar happens to have a mechanical pull riding machine (no clue where these exist in Canada just dw bout it). Shane's competitive ass sees everyone there including his teammates fail miserably, so he decides to give it a shot to show them how it's done. Everyone is like haha until my boy is up there and lo and behold Captain Hollander is... really fucking good at bull riding? They all know Shane never half asses anything in his life but where the fuck did he learn to ride like this!? And Shane deadpans "It's about balance and relaxing your hips to move in rhythm with the movement instead of fighting it" and everyone's like ok sure??? Anyways, someone in the bar is a hockey fan and recognizes Shane and takes a video of him bull riding. In less than 15 minutes the clip is blasted all over social media and everyone is collectively losing their shit over Hollander wearing a backwards cap moving his hips in a way no human should be allowed to and riding like his life depends on it under dim sexy red lighting.

Cut to Ilya Rozanov hundreds of miles away up at 3 in the morning almost breaking his phone screen from how hard he's gripping it after replaying the 7 second clip for the 200th time and he's never been more hard in his life.

And he's the only one who knows where Shane Hollander learned to ride.

#not his first rodeo

[fatiguedcoffee]

it had to be done but ouch. this exact choice of words is brilliant because they serve their purpose perfectly, which Matthew knew they would. he is a very perceptive boy.

also— Matthew being cruel to James in a sort if self-sacrificing way is very very Will Herondale coded.

[penandinkprincess]

I'm very attached to shane got his autism from one or both of his parents but none of them are diagnosed because it presents the very funny idea of their house naturally having habits/accomodations that are normal for them and thus never get brought up but that of course ilya wouldn't know about

like they're all used to calling out a warning before something loud ("blender!") just as a heads up because yes of course you would warn everyone around you about incoming loud noise

which means one day ilya is helping clean up a potted plant that got knocked over but turns on the vacuum without a warning, making yuna and shane look at him like he just betrayed them

and ilya is just ????

[hollanov-ate-my-baby]

v important do not leave these tags behind

[scunthotter]

I can't believe that Ilya really thought they were going to break up if Shane hadn't gotten injured. Like you haven't been able to stay away from this man for almost a decade despite the very real threat to your career and your citizenship, but sure getting a little too intimate on facetime is gonna make you stay away from him. Like be so fucking for real Ilya, you two have been trying to stop since you started and everytime you both come crawling back, you weren't gonna successfully break up with him and you damn well know that.

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Thank you so much for this thought. You’re so right. I didnt consider how it would have gone.“we have to stop seeing eachother” “no. Come to my cottage” “okay.”

[nyree2712]

Heated Rivalry - Incorrect Quote 320

Scott Hunter: Hey Carter, you'll be in the same team with Rozanov and Hollander

Carter: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Admirals: *Blank stares*

Carter: ...Of people on a team

[lavenderprose]

Cliff's trade to Ottawa definitely comes with its share of awkward moments as Cliff learns to exist casually in a space occupied by Shane Hollander but Cliff does eventually adjust and comes to like Shane. Like, the guy is definitely what Cliff's grandma would call 'squirrelly' but Cliff's grandma had also never shown any meaningful sign that she truly believed that the Cold War was over, so. Grains of salt.

So it's not super weird when Shane texts him and asks him to meet at a nearby coffee shop

(Shane: Hi Marleau, this is Shane Hollander-Rozanov, I was wondering if we could meet at [copy-pasted Google Maps link] so that I can talk to you about Ilya's birthday

Cliff: 👍

Ilya, later: Can I spit on it

Cliff: Later baby I have plans with your man

Ilya: Lol.

Ilya, later when Shane actually leaves to 'meet someone': You will never satisfy him.)

Anyway the point of all of this is Cliff walks into a coffee shop that takes itself a little too seriously and sits down across from Shane who already has a little notebook in front of him with a black coffee.

After brief greetings and after Cliff orders his own coffee (They are all named after Canadian cities. It's a really pretentious coffee shop) he sits down and Shane immediately says, "I was wondering if you could tell me some of the things that you and Ilya did when you went to Paris together."

Cliff's mind implodes.

"Uh."

"I've never been and I want to do something to make up for the fact that our thirtieth birthdays were kind of overshadowed by," Shane gestures expansively to euphamistically refer to the whole outing-to-marriage ordeal of last spring and summer. "And he's mentioned that you guys went to Paris together back in 2014 to celebrate your Cup win. Did he enjoy it? Or do you think he wouldn't want to go back?"

"Uh," says Cliff as he frantically texts Ilya under the table. "Yeah. He loved it."

(COME GET YOUR MAN BIG DAWG THIS IS NOT A DRILL.)

"Great!" Shane clicks his pen. "What did you guys do while you were there?"

"Uh. We...ate out."

[hardlyhinged]

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