Homosexual

[violethursday]

a thing

[astal-art]

Let’s dress up with mama

[nicknelsonmyson]

[egonkula]

missed those legs

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

Future Imperfect

[micromys]

god I missed Chloe. why is this so funny

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[byjove]

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

[byjove]

actually, you win. never mind! I’m never complaining again!

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[noko-shikanoko-official]

They should invent a cuddling you can do from 300 miles away

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spogi]

the town (my shit) is inside me (my ass)