かわいい~

audri. Let's all just take a lovely path road to the world of kawaiiness. The thoughts are like a tsunami and I'm completely and helplessly drowning.

[vacuumchan]

can we be friends?

[alyycat]

does anyone else get super motivated when studying in a nice cafe with good coffee?

There’s just something so comforting about the smell of coffee beans and pen scratching on paper or the clicking of the keyboard

[healingsuggestions]

just text them, they miss you too.

[evilrashida]

I’m sick of seeing lies like this on my dash

[peachisty]

things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin

[owlmylove]

they’re gonna pass their finals

[feminist-rants]

who?

[owlmylove]

the student reading this as soon they get off this goddamn website

[anta-e-deactivated20191226]

“She didn’t need to be saved. She needed to be found and appreciated for exactly who she was” - j. iron word

[remanence-of-love]

[champane]

[dontletthisheartgo]

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

[growing-up-emt]

Reviewing Mnemonics by memory feel free to add

Signs/Symptoms Allergies Medications Past pertinent medical history Last oral intake Events leading up to the incident

Onset – What were you doing when this started? Provocation – what makes it better? What makes it worse? Associated chest pain (if chest pain came first go to OPQRST) Sputum – if yes what color? Talk – how many words per breath Exercise – If I asked you to walk from here to ___ could you?

Onset – What were you doing when this started? Provocation – What makes it better? What makes it worse? Quality – Describe in your own words the pain. Radiate – Does the pain move anywhere? Severity – On a scale of 1 to 10 rate your pain. 1 being low 10 being the worse pain you’ve ever felt. Time – How long ago did this start?

Rest Ice Compressions Elevation

Deformities Contusions Abrasions Punctures/Penetrations Burns Tenderness Lacerations Swelling

Thank you to car-one-responding for reminding me of a few. My computer froze while trying to edit this and I was more than halfway done so the following isn’t in the same form.

Percoden/Percocet Codeine Methadone Morphine Heroin Lomotil Darvon Demerol  (PCMM HLDD was used around 2008? to remember common over doses)

Appearance Pulse Grimace Activity Respirations (APGAR)

Character– What does it feel like? Onset Location Duration Exacerbation Radiation Relief (COLDERR is an alternative to OPQRST) Simple Triage And Rapid Transport (START commonly used with MCIs)

Circulation/Color Sensory Motor

Temp Pulse (CSM TP)

Facial droop Arm drift Speech abnormality Time of onset (FAST) Pupils are Equal Round Reactive to  Light  (PERRL)

[traumaqueen1985-blog]

Accurate

[emslifestyles]

10 Reasons to Date an EMT

10) we are used to staying up all night 9) we are good with multiple partners 8) we are experts in mouth to mouth 7) we are the best in rapid clothing removal 6) we have our own multi-positional bed 5) we shock the socks off of you 4) we always come when we are called 3) we are prepared for any rhythm 2) we are familiar with latex and restraints 1) anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us

[notesaesthetic]

EMT Notes (from way back when, like…July 2016). 

I haven’t posted in forever, mostly because I’ve been working solidly since I’ve been back in the bay. I’m currently scribing for a surgeon and loving it–he basically treats me like an intern, and lets me watch, ask questions, and prep like one. 

[laxu]

[gendice]

what's a twink?

blonde american snack 

[enochianghost]

you’re thinking of a twinkie a twink is when you only blink one eye

[natsumischwartz]

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

[snzical]

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

[nucleartourist]

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

[stomachkrampus]

No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

[gendice]

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

[boombazled]

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

[hamncheeeese]

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

[jotarofucks-archive-deactivated]

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

[gendice]

you’re not wrong

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[spoiledcute-milk]

Boy: i love you

Girl: thank you

Boy: i love you so much

Girl: thank you so much