an entity of inconveniences

Call me Ghost - Adult - She/he

[enochianghost]

Call me Ghost. She/he pronouns.

Find me on other sites using my neocities.

My icon is an artfight attack from Novawko of my cat Fred.

Things to know before you follow:

There is no rhyme or reason to what I post on here. It's mostly just me reblogging whatever I liked on my dashboard that day. Expect inconsistency.

I am ~30(No exact age because I kept forgetting to update it on my birthday lol). I don't think I post much that shouldn't be seen by minors, but it's perfectly understandable if any of you minors wanna not interact anyway. Stay safe out there.

My tags are for my stupid comments, not organization. I probably won't remember to tag your triggers I'm sorry.

I won't care if you unfollow me. In fact, I probably won't notice. Yes, even if we're mutuals.

I try to keep things pretty light on here, avoiding politics or activism or whatever else. Not reblogging posts about serious topics does not mean I don't care. This just isn't the place I do that.

Please do not bother me with discourse topics. I will block you. But for the record, I'm generally inclusive when it comes to queer and disability community stuff. My general rule is that people know themselves better than I do and you can do whatever you want forever(as long as it's not hurting anybody else of course).

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[kosmogrl]

[redstonedust]

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

[anxeious]

[johnnycrass]

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

[overthinkinglotr]

Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendell……. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an “oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????” depression haze. 

It explains so much…..

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

[overthinkinglotr]

Legolas: Aragorn?

Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

[overthinkinglotr]

To be clear I actually love the film’s version of Aragorn/Arwen’s relationship, there’s a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, but–.

BUT

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,  basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

[overthinkinglotr]

Gimli: You haven’t washed your hair in MONTHS. We’re staging an intervention.

Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae

Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!

Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

[teddy-after-all]

#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)

[sweetiepie08]

Aragorn, any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest:

[starr-bryte]

Gimli: This lovely Rhohirrim woman is clearly into you. She’s a fighter. You’re a fighter. She loves horses. You love horses (also you smell like one). Give her a chance!

Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of “when somebody loved me” plays in the background.

[ruffboi-mags]

He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)

[trickster-archangel]

At least he managed to wash himself AND his hair

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[aimer-arts]

[inthetags]

Reblog and in the tags say what song(s) remind you of another person because they’ve pointed out loving the song, a certain line in the song, or similar, and elaborate as much as you’d like. Note this is as opposed being reminded of them because of what the song means to you personally or your specific relationship with them (e.g. the “this is Our Song”-song you had with an ex, a song with lyrics that you think describe someone you know, etc.)

[fehlerhaftekunst]

Attack for @tansytansy Furaffinity | Telegram | Ko-fi | Mastodon | Commission Info

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[cannibalchicken]

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

[trapny]

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc