an entity of inconveniences

Call me Ghost - Adult - She/he

[enochianghost]

Call me Ghost. She/he pronouns.

Find me on other sites using my linktree.

My icon is an artfight attack from Novawko of my cat Fred.

Things to know before you follow:

There is no rhyme or reason to what I post on here. It's mostly just me reblogging whatever I liked on my dashboard that day. Expect inconsistency.

I am ~30(No exact age because I kept forgetting to update it on my birthday lol). I don't think I post much that shouldn't be seen by minors, but it's perfectly understandable if any of you minors wanna not interact anyway. Stay safe out there.

My tags are for my stupid comments, not organization. I probably won't remember to tag your triggers I'm sorry.

I won't care if you unfollow me. In fact, I probably won't notice. Yes, even if we're mutuals.

I try to keep things pretty light on here, avoiding politics or activism or whatever else. Not reblogging posts about serious topics does not mean I don't care. This just isn't the place I do that.

Please do not bother me with discourse topics. I will block you. But for the record, I'm generally inclusive when it comes to queer and disability community stuff. My general rule is that people know themselves better than I do and you can do whatever you want forever(as long as it's not hurting anybody else of course).

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[nebuleeart]

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[sharpedgedfool]

It's been tiring but we're still here, happy pride yall

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[virtualgirladvance]

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

[official-penis-posts]

Penwas :(

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[my-dailydreams]

[the-big-mood]

[adarhysenthe]

“My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility. And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.”

— Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

[helditem-moved-xd-deactivated20]

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

[abnormalize-remadeeeeelol-deact]

[a-really-bad-decision]

[mushroomyhouse]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Pride Flag Stamp Washi! Brand new and on sale to celebrate Pride Month 🥰

🏳️‍⚧️ mush.house/pridemonth 🏳️‍🌈

[doubleca5t]

[thesanityclause]

Happy Pride Month I wish all my trans friends "You are so powerful and cool I hope this makes you feel very powerful and cool"

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[generic-internet-name]

vote me for president i will make every character aromatic