body like a swordfish

◎ swan ◎ 30s ◎ barbieboy ◎

[herpsandbirds]

[vyrkann]

I hope everyone dies today

[vyrkann]

it's sunday and it's monday and it's friday and it's sunday and it's monday and it's Friday and it's sunday and it's monday and it's Friday and then I will meet my gf and it's monday again and it's Friday and it's sunday and it's monday and it's friday and i will have to find something to look forward to again or i will kill myself and it's monday ans it's friday and it's sunday and if i think about it too much i go insane and it's monday and it's friday

[archivearchangelica]

2013

[flowergirlmiwa]

does your username on tumblr have a reference to a media property

yes my name has a reference to something like that in it

not sure/it's more complex than that/nuance/etc

no, my name may reference something but it's not a specific media property

Voting ended onAug 2

[guiltfactory]

play for me my angel of toys

[milanesa42]

preso for being too silly

liberado porque my client was just dilly dallying your honor

[poison-p1nk]

still thinking about horses.

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[purenonsens]

bloom

[sapphling]

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[probuccalfat]

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

[probuccalfat]

they tried to kill me for this post

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up