body like a swordfish

◎ swan ◎ 30s ◎ barbieboy ◎

[apolladay]

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[conspiracydawg]

the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[distantvoices]

Lola Raban: Assistants, 2026

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[hotvampireadjacent]

[vyrkann]

the beautiful delicious figs i bought on Saturday were all irremediably rotten this morning, honestly idk how much more i can take

[ruinedchildhood]

[beserkerhealer]

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[prontaentrega]

finding out that loitering is a real crime is mind blowing. I don't want to hear anyone from the US say anything about North Korea ever again

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

[mutimatuti]

never not thinking abt this

[mutimatuti]

fun fact - I took this screenshot back in 2018 so it's not that, the guy's name is Ross Draws and he's sucked for a lot longer than that

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[vyrkann]

the first rule is to always add earrings to that male character

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life