body like a swordfish

◎ swan ◎ 30s ◎ barbieboy ◎

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[distantvoices]

Lola Raban: Assistants, 2026

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[hotvampireadjacent]

[vyrkann]

the beautiful delicious figs i bought on Saturday were all irremediably rotten this morning, honestly idk how much more i can take

[ruinedchildhood]

[beserkerhealer]

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[prontaentrega]

finding out that loitering is a real crime is mind blowing. I don't want to hear anyone from the US say anything about North Korea ever again

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

[mutimatuti]

never not thinking abt this

[mutimatuti]

fun fact - I took this screenshot back in 2018 so it's not that, the guy's name is Ross Draws and he's sucked for a lot longer than that

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[vyrkann]

the first rule is to always add earrings to that male character

[daddybils]

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[netarchivist]