I could get a cis guy pregnant if I tried hard enough

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I could get a cis guy pregnant if I tried hard enough
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
"Cutes" is an autological word
It's literally cutes...
this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too
Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like
I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.
seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood
when you reblog something from someone and their partner reblogs it from you instead of their lover: homewrecker 😈
when your post gets 2 likes from a couple: got adopted👩🍼
This literally changed American vernacular
ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW
Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
PHRASE ADDED!
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING
my studies are at the "my fucking god i need extra points from literally any course ever" point and i decided on bladder catheterization and. twitch.
does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
the soap that inspired it all
i will be honest. i don't think i will ever play the legendary edition of mass effect but also i don't want to play it on my ps3 again. all because of them making tali's face too visible and giving liara a vacuum sealed dress
as a feminist i support recreational abortion
i have mixed feelings about competitive
*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.
Medieval AU 🗡️✨🗝️
I have GOT to stop spending $30
ok for some reason I thought I would do a quick painting of like a vaguely horny fantasy thing but it's been a few hours and it's not done yet so
I hope there's at least a few monster fuckers here because OH MY GOD
Okay I think that's all I want to do with this. I wasn't kidding when I said this one was for monster fuckers.